I bat right handed. Maybe the Yankees will trade for me.
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“everything was terrible and nothing was not on fire” Bass player @ http://www.jeffrosenstock.com & other things for other bands / overall loud person
8 Other Dildos Steely Dan Almost Named Themselves After thehardtimes.net/blog/8-other...
8 Other Dildos Steely Dan Almost Named Themselves After
Walter Becker and Donald Fagen famously named their musical partnership after literary giant William S. Burroughs’ fictionalized phallus from Naked Lunch, but... Continue reading this gem
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Every day on tour is a good day when you get to hold a kitten
I can’t believe I’m not playing a show at the metro today. What a world
Wake up, people. Matt Damon was only in The Odyssey to raise awareness for his number one charitable cause: Water.
Did you see that @mikehuguenor.bsky.social made a FREAKIN VIDEO GAME ALL BY HIMSELF?!?! They told him it couldn’t be done and he said fuck you pigs I’ll do it myself. You can buy this and you should cuz this is just about the coolest thing ever.
GoNintendo@gonintendo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 3w ago"Surfing the Web With the Alien: The Game" getting limited Game Boy release Aug. 20th, 2026: https://gonintendo.com/contents/62876-surfing-the-web-with-the-alien-the-game-getting-limited-game-boy-release-aug-20th A retro rock experience #gameboy
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
Choose your children's reading material wisely!
I just had a vegan eggs Benedict, a delicious latte and they’re playing Wang Chung on the radio at this breakfast spot. I LOVE DES MOINES
That one Max and Louis lap healed me from an entire weekend of the Yankees being trash
I saw bit brigade last night. I took no pictures cuz I was once again unable to look away from the stage. Go see them if you like music and or video games or you are a fan of people doing a thing to the highest ability possible.
Even on a day of complete Knick celebration Jim Dolan somehow comes out looking like a clown. Mamdani however gave a speech that made me want to run through a wall. Also in news today, water is still wet
I tried to bet on the Knicks at halftime and it wouldn’t go through so you’re welcome. That’s why they won
That Josh hart miss was very Ewing finger roll and I’m so very happy for him they won. I love Josh hart. You don’t deserve that pain my dude
Experiencing a Knicks win with a bunch of strangers in a bar 3000 miles away is peak human experience
IF YOU ARE STILL IN LINE TO BOO TRUMP, PLEASE STAY IN LINE
Happy pride month, everyone. Be you. You're the only you we got 💙💜🩷
And I'm here, to remind you… that the world needs more on stage piggy back rides. PUP, Jeff Rosenstock, & Ekko Astral | You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette cover) | Roadrunner Boston, MA | September 15, 2025 youtu.be/erArvgughtQ
PUP, Jeff Rosenstock, & Ekko Astral "You Oughta Know" Alanis Morissette Cover LIVE
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ConcertsHub@concertshub.bsky.social · 11mo agoAnd I'm here, to remind you, of the mess you made TRIPLE BAND does Alanis Morissette PUP, Jeff Rosenstock, & Ekko Astral | You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette cover) | Brooklyn Paramount Brooklyn, NY | September 13, 2025 youtu.be/lDFmepPHESs @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social @ekkoastral.bsky.social
Today I'm starting a brand new record label to release my own music, INFINITE BAFFLE Records! The first release is an 8bit version of Surfing the Web With the Alien, programmed by me, and it is out now! Cassette & t-shirt pre-orders available from infinitebaffle.net!
Insider reporting from an unnamed Sacramento Kings official says the work to build a championship team is “95% done.” The remaining 5% of work is focused on acquiring superstar players who fit together and hiring an elite coach.
Ol' Chef Dan@olchefdan.bsky.social · 2mo agoHonestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
