nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch
Greg
@gwiss.bsky.social
Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online. Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee. https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
missed connection: your office, 10am tuesday. we made small talk. you asked me to spit. you put your hands in my mouth. I lied about flossing
The funniest thing about Disney owning Marvel is that you get things like Daredevil Born Again where you have a 13yo kid with no powers beating up adults in the same action sequence where Kingpin is violently, graphically murdering people with his bare hands.
no I don't want a "relaxing" massage. I want my muscles reset to factory settings with a meat tenderizer. obliterate me with a eucalyptus zamboni.
This is cool
Shamit Dua@fearthebrown.bsky.social · 2d agoEvery off-season, NBA teams take low-cost fliers on former lottery picks and stalled prospects. How often do these bets pan out? I looked at the historical data to find out. First article at the new site! Do Cheap Fliers on Failed Prospects Work? intheno.net/do-cheap-fli...
The Kings Herald Show once again returns tonight with Jerry, @willofthepeople.bsky.social, and myself. However The Kings aren’t giving us much to discuss at the moment, SO you can ask Jerry about literally anything and we’ll force him to answer it 👇
We asked 1500 degenerate online libertarian guys who are all trying to screw each other over constantly what they think is going to happen in the world, and the answer might surprise you.
CNBC@cnbc.com · 2d agoKalshi traders think July jobs report will come in slightly cooler than economists’ predictions
The only thing we have to fear is the rapid decline of everything
Interesting. I’m guessing this is meant to make him more appealing in trades at the deadline? I like Naji as a player, it just didn’t seem like he and Dallas would be long-term after Luka left.
Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 3d agoDallas Mavericks forward Naji Marshall has signed a three-year, $52.2 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The fully guaranteed deal takes Marshall through the 2029-30 season in Dallas.
[Sees my girlfriend from 3rd grade and she's wearing a wedding ring] Wow you didn't waste any time did you Becky
This is how Australian people pronounce the word “no”
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 6d agoNauru officially changes name to Naoero
"Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again."
great work here. ballmer invested in several kawhi LLCs (presumably as a result of aspiration disintegrating), with the promise of public backing for a project that would make kawhi his money. extremely vile.
Eli Sherman@elisherman.bsky.social · 7d agoTARGET 12: A 10-month investigation done in collaboration with @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social and @truth.bsky.social has revealed NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard is one of the long-hidden investors in Rhode Island FC. Full investigation w/ @timwhiteri.bsky.social 👇 www.wpri.com/target-12/nb...
"Go home, science girl." "I am home." "Good. Stay there."
Jim Davis, creator of Garfield, turned 81 yesterday. It must have been his birthday
I'm going to defeat the diarrhea lettuce in the marketplace of ideas
Disney proudly presents PARADISE LOST, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Anna Kendrick
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now