We're at Duff's....in Austin 😎
Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)
@dorispringle.bsky.social
Hotdog enthusiast Go Bills 🦬 ¡Verde Listos! 🌳 Come on you Irons 🫧 ⚒️ @ladyreezy and I are not the same person but we're both awesome 😎 Austin, TX
Turns out shitty defenders make for a shitty defense no matter the system. Interesting.
My precious idiot Texan husband, yall. GO BILLS!
Im afraid....Arch stinks.
I haven't said anything about the Texas game yet cuz there's been nothing good to say 🥲😮💨
Cats are beating UTSA but just missed the extra point SPECTACULARLY #EatEmUpCats
Found this Playlist on Spotify and I'm jamming it at the salon today. Lol
Husband: McAffee is the worst. He's a reflection of all these MAGA chuds. They love him. Me: of course they do. He's a bright red white man. They love bright red white men.
The cognitive dissonance we go through life with is truly astounding. But so is the reality of this country. Realer shit has never been spoken.
Michael Warburton@michaelwarburton.bsky.social · yesterday“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” GEORGE CARLIN LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005) My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
On the way home from work I saw a giant, white cow standing on the train tracks that run parallel with the road, swishing its tail and looking defiant. I hope she took a midnight train going anywhere.
Hell yes Jared Bowen! ⚒️ #COYI
Elizabeth Holmes is such a creepy bitch. I have watched that HBO Theranos doc so many times but her fuckin weird ass face in the Nathan Fielder doc is insane person shit
GUESS HOW MANY DRINKING RECEPTACLES MY HUSBAND HAS ON THE COFFEE TABLE
Man I think im timing my degree in Med Lab Science perfectly, I'll be graduated and we'll have a new administration that can bring the FDA back and I can help prevent all these fucking listeria outbreaks & make sure we don't all shit ourselves to death from gram-negative bacteria in our cream cheese
Many formative memories walking around the Galleria Mall with Andy in his jeans overalls and Aaron Ratajczak. I was like 17 and it was so dumb and also the best and my favorite thing to do on a friday night. Rest in Peace.
Business Casual Slacks Joe@sweatpantsjoe.bsky.social · last wk.Terrible news. I have a lot of mutual friends with Andy with him growing up in North Tonawanda. For a while there he along with Blade and Bunny greeted us at the Buffalo Airport in one of the advertisements on the wall. It was always the first thing I’d seek out after landing. R.I.P. Andy.
The Coogs had a red 70s cutlass on swangas lead them out of the tunnel and that is so Houston and so fucking cool
One time I did Gloria Steinem's makeup for a taping of a show I used to work on. Immediately prior, I had gotten absolutely drenched to my underpants by an unexpected torrential downpour while schlepping my kit into the studio. She was insanely beautiful, poised, and composed. What an experience.
tears streaming down my face as i lead the conga line into an active volcano
Ugh. I did my nails and they are just okay but I'm far too lazy to try and change them.
We're a little more than a month out from Walk A Mile! Donations across the board have been very down this year (because of *waves hands*), but thank you to everyone who has given money so far! Every dollar helps a fantastic cause and if you don't have a dollar, a share might go just as far. 💜
WPBL "Insider" Wyatt Sinclair@crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 2mo agoIt's that time of year again - I'm raising money for Thrive Survivor Support Center for their Walk A Mile campaign Here's how it works: You give: Money to support survivors of domestic violence, sexual violence, and human trafficking You get: Cute pictures of me walking in heels down Main St 1/2
Oh boy. This was the wrong semester to take microbio. I'm never gonna eat anything again without the fear of shitting myself to death.
Whew lord when I had covid before it was so tame. This one sucks big time.
Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)@dorispringle.bsky.social · 2w agoAt home with the covid. 🤒
Not great West Ham, not great
At home with the covid. 🤒
This lady really needs an inexpensive microwave for her classroom and she is being modest about it, but there is one on the list! Do with that information what you will! 😎
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)@ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2w agoHello all you beautiful people! If you would like to help me supply snacks for my classroom, please check out my list here: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...