I made the viral blanket dumplings and blistered shishitos for dinner. It was delicious and a huge pain in the ass.
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Hotdog enthusiast Go Bills 🦬 ¡Verde Listos! 🌳 Come on you Irons 🫧 ⚒️ @ladyreezy and I are not the same person but we're both awesome 😎 Austin, TX
I'm going to the Texas/Florida game on Saturday and the Bills/Raiders game on Sunday. Lord help my decrepit old body.
Bernie Lomax@bernielomax.extranapkins.net · yesterdayBills/Raiders tickets have been secured. Countdown to party time starts now
Rudy update! He likes to get up on this little ottoman but he refuses to get on the actual couch. We call it his studio apartment. 🏠🥰
I just got irrationally mad at work thinking about this one time after Barbara Bush died and my mom was trying to talk to me about how profound her love affair with HW was
For reasons unknown to me I have been awake since 4 am. 🥲
Good Night Bills fans, here’s to many more at New Highmark
This weighs on me daily with a spouse who teaches there. Of note, the school of social work has been physically displaced off campus with an alleged return date of 5 years and its my personal opinion that that shit ain't happenin.
I Travel Like Sound Dog@chadstanton.blacksky.app · 5d ago“New students enrolling at the University of Texas at Austin can no longer major in studies focusing on Africans and the African diaspora, Mexican Americans and Latinos, or women and gender.” Puts a lot of “regain trust” rhetoric into proper relief.
That artistic montage was giving real Dont-cry-for-me-im-already-dead vibes
TIPSY 'N FRIENDS NO THOUGHTS ONLY VIBES POWER HOUR HAS BEGUN If we can get 20 new subs over the hour, I'll let Tipsy play with her forbidden ~ emotional support cherry tomato ~ don't deny Tipsy her termater!!
Look im not trying to be a drag but first thing I got to the dentist my derelict husband had a $45 balance i had to pay and then Creed came on while I was in the waiting area.
Hey remember when we had the FDA and USDA to do this not motherfucking PALANTIR??!?!?!?!
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d agoI have to go to the dentist then go back to work. Ew.
Hey Green Bay that was dumb as fuck
LETS GOOOOO BUFFALO!!!
We're at Duff's....in Austin 😎
Turns out shitty defenders make for a shitty defense no matter the system. Interesting.
My precious idiot Texan husband, yall. GO BILLS!
Im afraid....Arch stinks.
I haven't said anything about the Texas game yet cuz there's been nothing good to say 🥲😮💨
Cats are beating UTSA but just missed the extra point SPECTACULARLY #EatEmUpCats
Found this Playlist on Spotify and I'm jamming it at the salon today. Lol
Husband: McAffee is the worst. He's a reflection of all these MAGA chuds. They love him. Me: of course they do. He's a bright red white man. They love bright red white men.
The cognitive dissonance we go through life with is truly astounding. But so is the reality of this country. Realer shit has never been spoken.
Michael Warburton@michaelwarburton.bsky.social · last wk.“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” GEORGE CARLIN LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005) My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
On the way home from work I saw a giant, white cow standing on the train tracks that run parallel with the road, swishing its tail and looking defiant. I hope she took a midnight train going anywhere.