@ddrkittty.bsky.social

The new fazbear marketing strategy is certainly something. Not sure how effective turning your customers into Freddy cutouts is, but I’m going to stay quiet. I’m pretty sure the last person who questioned this is the new suggestion box. I wonder if he’ll end up with some prerecorded lines?

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It doesn’t matter if someone signed up @icaro-ch.bsky.social by mistake or not. Once your transfer form is processed you’re ending up as an object. I’m not sure why he was fighting it so much being a rubber dildo is a much better fit for Icaro than being a person after all.

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No humans are allowed backstage or in the performers room so if you try to sneak into Freddie’s room to sneak a peek you may end up as him. That battery is looking a bit low you better find a charging station #TFTuesday

Looking at your new body in the mirror

That prize counter got cleaned out from the last guy, but since you don’t have enough tickets and why don’t I cut you a deal. You can simply be the plush and let’s just hope nobody comes by with the tickets to claim you. Last all week and you can go free, great deal if you ask me.

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Don’t try sneaking into the pizza plex basement @ho64n.bsky.social I can’t even fathom what you wanted to find down there. Oh well being cursed to be a giant Freddy plush ought to teach them. I mean if anyone bothers to look maybe they’ll end up as your new plush pals.

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