roxie!

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fascinating little critter • rectangle gamer • graphic designer • FAB enjoyer • made the melee starter pack • co-founder @revelstny.bsky.social • admin @upstatesmash.com • 25 she/it poly • pfp by x/atheen_art • https://www.toastly.zone

rose was telling me my birthday gift was gonna come in today, she said it was a cute new top, so I said "maybe I'll wear it tomorrow" and when the package came in this is what I opened 😭💕

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I just lost to this combo in standard on mtg arena and I am so genuinely fucking enraged i hope this person has the worst day possible for the next 1 million days holy shit

board wipe and mill half your deckmill an amount of cards equal to what's in your graveyard. oh you killed half your deck? ok now mill the other half. fuck you.

“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...

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just watched the episode of Star Trek tng where data has a daughter and holy fuck that was so tragic I cried a lot what a beautiful episode