Programancer 🔜 PAX West
@programancer.com
Dev @Retroware Unapologetic Game Dev lol 🎮 Prison City 🎮 AVGN 8-bit 🔜 TASQ ❤️http://patreon.com/programancer 🚫I'm not your suggestion/idea deposit box
Twitter and Bluesky aren’t too different- in fact I’d say they’re pretty similar! Both are run by weird AI lovers, both have a large number of bots, and both net me schizophrenic sounding reply guys that just spam vitriol at me until I block them lol
I would rather make games for no one if they’re games I enjoy, instead of making games for everyone that I do not enjoy.
It’s kind of funny how Elon Musk played a huge part in absolutely devastating the food supply in the US as it’s spiraled for months with recalls and contaminants but sees 0 consequence
Uh, Hook was awesome as a kid, and Hook is awesome as an adult lol I’ll die on that hill.
arr@arr.bsky.social · 5d agomy daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
Imagine you’re making a very elaborate and intricate meal that takes a lot of time and effort for a bunch of uninvited guests but you’re happy to feed them, but a chunk of them keep asking you if it’s ready yet repeatedly
I like GTA5 well enough, but every entry we stray further away from GOD (San Andreas) GTA6 is miles away from what I want in a GTA game lol it feels so humorless. I'm sure I'll enjoy it regardless, but it's definitely not what I'm looking for.
I guess I didn’t realize they started getting so many variants
Posting videos of WIP stuff is so much more satisfying when you don't have to see a flood of "when is this coming out" questions tbh
Volvy's Adventure: Reslimed launches November 19! A spectacular remaster of the original remake of the unreleased action-platformer starring the most famous video game mascot of all time. Preorder on Steam now and get 25% off the $4.99 price.
I didn't post the backstory to this- I found a pretty substantial deep and long scratch along the bumper of my car; thought someone keyed it, but it was in a weird spot and it appeared sometime Thursday or after. WELL, I reviewed my dashcam today, turns out the mechanic backed it into a shrub lol
Programancer 🔜 PAX West@programancer.com · 2w agoOk I put my asset packs on sale! They’re meant to be a sort of means to kickstart new projects so you don’t have to worry about art/sfx right away and a template for future assets more than final assets. Either way, $1 for all! itch.io/s/199006/som...
I've also put Dumpy & Bumpy on sale on itch for 60% off! I'm pretty sure that's the biggest discount it's had, and the first it's had on itchio outside of charity bundles! itch.io/s/199113/dum...
I didn't post the backstory to this- I found a pretty substantial deep and long scratch along the bumper of my car; thought someone keyed it, but it was in a weird spot and it appeared sometime Thursday or after. WELL, I reviewed my dashcam today, turns out the mechanic backed it into a shrub lol
Programancer 🔜 PAX West@programancer.com · 2w agoOk I put my asset packs on sale! They’re meant to be a sort of means to kickstart new projects so you don’t have to worry about art/sfx right away and a template for future assets more than final assets. Either way, $1 for all! itch.io/s/199006/som...
Ok I put my asset packs on sale! They’re meant to be a sort of means to kickstart new projects so you don’t have to worry about art/sfx right away and a template for future assets more than final assets. Either way, $1 for all! itch.io/s/199006/som...
“Vacation” is almost over. I got a lot of stuff done that I had neglected for a long time, but I still feel like there are infinite more things I’m behind on 😅 I don’t know if a break is as recharging as I always hope it will be, but I needed one regardless!
Decided to give FFVII Remake another go, because since beating it when it came out I did not enjoy it and since replayed FFVII proper, but figured I'd give it a second chance and uhhh... I'm still vehemently against them giving a *2-4 hour intro* a whole ass 25 hour game. It's padded to shit.
I am not here to debate the accuracy of this statement, merely to say that in Crank 2: High Voltage they got Jason Statham to wear a big rubber Jason Statham mask for a kaiju parody fight scene where he's stomping around like Godzilla, it's pure movie magic
Spiteful Matt@realmfresh.bsky.social · 2w agoPerson who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
I like itchio conceptually, but I don't really think of it as a viable SALES platform- more of a "show your friends what you've made" platform, which is FINE
Support your friends' games~ Go check out the other stuff @programancer.com has put his programmy little hands on as well
#Asemulator v1.0.0 releases on August 28th! 🎉 The Top-down and Side-scroller templates will be available on the same date. Get ready to preview, test and share your characters' animated sprites in context, directly in @aseprite.org! Reposts highly appreciated~
Everybody play programancer.itch.io/mangore-the-... It's a game by @surasshu.com, junkboy, and myself from way back in the day that I remade for itch a couple years back! Just do it for the good art and music! DO IT.
Mangore the Magnificent by Programancer
Escape Artist Extrordinere
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