the plane was supposed to leave in 5 mins and we r waiting outside and the passengers that flied here JUST got out like bro

the way i cant just use an online boarding pass bcs i dont have a eu passport but now the system literally fell through at the airport and no one can process the check in... so fucking unncessary like i dont even have any checked in luggage 😤😤😤

got a recommendation on linkedin of a guy's profile who i had a group interview with for my current job and my manager and ceo also have added him, just as they've added me 👀 and he has a new job. now i'm thinking: was he supposed to be hired? this is blowing my mind bcs to me he SUCKED

currently in paradise (4 men are shopping for themselves and i'm creatively directing and they are seeking my opinions and following them truly)

tristan and i just took my younger brother, younger cousin and their friend to an escape room that was "the hangover" themed and it was sooooo fun 😭

istg anne hathaway has to be neurodivergent or something the way people analyze her behaviour her whole career and i see nothing wrong in her mannerisms and interviews... like it's not JUST being woman'd, it genuinely reminds me of kids at school clocking autistic kids before professionals do

literally so fucking annoying

i literally constantly get my period late. constantly. and i constantly get my period whenever i travel somewhere. well now my period was scheduled to be after my trip, so i'm like: i'm safe. that means it's coming even later:) wrong:( it came early. the audacity.

my cousin got so drunk he apologized the whole night to me for being a man

13 yr old boys trying to rizz me up at my cousin's party: u could never tell u r 24, u look like u JUST started uni

this is a mean opinion but it's for ur own good, i promise: people who act like life ends at 18 and they can't ever change their life and it's too late for them to do anything are tiring and annoying to be around. it's such a stupid opinion. average lifespan is 74, and you think it's over at 21? :/

OBVIOUSLY reading a classic is so benefitial to your mind and reading colleen hoover is opposite of that but i feel likeeeeee everyone on tiktok reads the same 10 classics and it annoys me that they act so niche and superior... why does no one grab a random penguin classic anymore

jae stephens deserves to be a BIGGGG star

The way I'm sick and have a fever after such an amazing day yesterday 🥹🥹🥹 eating @cocky.bsky.social snacks rn tysm AGAIN❤️😭✨🩷🩷

i simply can't listen to gorillaz ever again in my life i am so done

with the most economic understanding and consideration and nuance of the political state of this country possible: the movie theatres here r so cheap it literally breaks my heart to remember german prices 😭 i will watch everything in serbia atp

he literally woke up my cousin and brother now for the concert extra so he can fulfill the promise of performing to us as soon as we woke up i can't. and he also took the dog into the yard bcs "big dogs now allowed at the venue"

cocky 🪷@cocky.bsky.social · last wk.

my gorillaz obsessed cousin who makes us all listen to his 20 min performance of all the gorillaz hits every day telling me yesterday "not to worry at all ab anything, bcs the concert will take place today immediately when i wake up" 😭😭😭 here we go again

my gorillaz obsessed cousin who makes us all listen to his 20 min performance of all the gorillaz hits every day telling me yesterday "not to worry at all ab anything, bcs the concert will take place today immediately when i wake up" 😭😭😭 here we go again

my younger cousin's new autistic hyperfixation being geometry dash... oh these reheated bunny nachos

First thing I saw when I landed in Belgrade yesterday was a billboard with a Gazprom ad with the Russian and Serbian flag and then, I kid you not, not even 100m later a billboard with the Ukrainian and Serbian flag next to eachother

my brother opened up to me for the first time ever and i actually am gonna throw up

spiderman's life literally being ruined by cancel culture is lowk frying me when i think ab it

started coughing to death at my meeting today (online luckily, i'm not crazy to give people my sickness 😭) but like omg the aura loss... it better stop by TOMORROW

like reading my second book of his (i have two other ones in my home ready to read, i prepared) and it's like every third page has the most understated, chicly worded gutting masterpiece of a sentence #tome

cocky 🪷@cocky.bsky.social · 2w ago

guys graham greene is rly becoming something serious to me.....

a fellow called WHAT

guys graham greene is rly becoming something serious to me.....

they’re gonna try and get me to gaf ab perez hilton but i fear i know better x

im doing home office today and some bummy neighbor's fire alarm is beeping but nothing is burning and it seems like no one is home to turn it off i will actually lose my mind

ah yum. my favorite. a granola bar that has been crushed in my bag.