What...what the fuck do you mean the Inquisition has access to the Grey Warden-Venatori group chat?!?
Jowin Glastrum
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social
The Herald of Andraste, First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and LinkedIn Recruiter. Rook can kick rocks. Quack
First off, I do not have a glass jaw. Rook blindsided me one time but could not stand their own against me! Secondly, no one would remotely double dog dare ever ever ever disrespect me, ME, as they have you! 😏
Venatori Official@venatori4life.bsky.social · last wk.Be careful Commander- I'd wager there are plenty of you getting your glass jaw shattered as well...
It is known, throughout Thedas, that today is my day of birth. Celebrate me. Exalt me. The illustrious First Warden and Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt.
What do you think Rook's like in person? Do you think they smell nice?
Onions have layers. Wardens have layers. You get it? We both have layers!
This accursed tome speaks lies in the name of the Grey Wardens. It must be destroyed.
Dragon Age Codex@dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 2mo agoThere is no profit in surviving the Joining.
I knew they were up to no good! Clear proof they are canoodling!
Venatori Official@venatori4life.bsky.social · 2mo agoIs Rook truly a friend of the Grey Wardens when they are committing HR violations and pulling them away from their duty? You tell me. I'm just saying that Commander Glastrum had a point for not trusting Rook.
Tens, with frowns?? What game are you playing Magister when you treat the Darkspawn as a joke. Try thousands of Darkspawn I have slain with my sword. Try thousands of lives saved by the Grey Warden. Try to compare, and fall short.
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dorian pavus@sparklingmagister.bsky.social · 2mo agoOh give “Scowling” a little credit, too. How many darkspawn have been frightened off simply by one look from your mighty frown? It must be in the tens, at least.
When in doubt, ask yourself, "WWTGWD?" What would the Grey Wardens do? 🛡️
IMPORTANT MESSAGE: FROM the real First Warden and Supreme Commander. It turns out that my "message board account" was hacked by an Enemy of the Wardens, who made claims and statements regarding the Venatori and Inquisition that reflected poorly on my character. We are investigating. That is all.
Chat, is it acceptable to negotiate with the Venatori in The Big 9:2026 Dragon Age?
Agreed. I accept the title instead. I am Jowin Glastrum, Herald of Andraste, First Warden, and Supreme Commander of the Blight. My first decree is that Rook is a heretic and should be considered Enemy #1 of the Chantry.
Venatori Official@venatori4life.bsky.social · 3mo agoCalling the Inquisitor "herald" is cringe.
Ah, the Venatori love both Rook AND Cullen. As the Junior Wardens would say, that's some pipin' hot tea ☕
Venatori Official@venatori4life.bsky.social · 3mo agoI hate that stupid sexy man and his stupid coiffed hair. I bet HE was the one that ACTUALLY cheated.
*takes out another one of those new "darkspawn bots" with his sword* DOWN YOU GO!!! 😤🗡💪
When I do not speak of Rook, you know it is because I loathe the False Warden. When @venatori4life.bsky.social does not speak of Rook, it is because they are in love with the enemy. It is known.
...I just know Alistair is responsible for this.
Dragon Age Codex@dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4mo agoI'm not going to invoke the Right of Conscription because I have a headache.
Alas, I can confirm what we've all feared. An Archbot is among us. The Seventh Blight has begun.
Bots are like Darkspawn. You can count on the Grey Wardens to face this dastardly foe!
