Weekend date idea: you offhandedly mention that you’ve never seen the Sopranos and then I force you binge the entire show while I lay in your lap

The vintage shopping gods have been blessing me with a lot of incredible leather lately, but NOLA weather hasn’t gotten the memo about it being fall yet. Thinking about making a little visit to NYC (and perhaps a night in DC too?) in November…

I had the incredible fortune of running into Rose in the wild recently and… I think it’s very important that we are brought together again ASAP. 😍

Rose Gibson // SF & FMTY@rosegibson.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I like a short girl in a loooooong dress… or however the song goes 💋

Vulnerability will reward you with connection. A thumb hovering over “submit booking form” will forever render me a fantasy. Release us both from libidinal limbo. Be brave and press “send.”

Still smiling from an extremely special 48 hours of princess treatment in Seattle, celebrating an anniversary with a sweetie (you know who you are 😉). Yes, that’s a hot tub boat (!!)

Hi ✨🧚🏻

It’s officially my birthday month! 🦂✨🥂🎁

Cursed group halloween costume idea: the cringey corporate artwork people on the Tr*st homepage banner

He knows what I like (pancakes and a late checkout)

🌀Ooh you wanna book us together and go see the show when I'm there in mid-Oct oohhh it makes you soooo hard to think about taking me and Avery to the show when I'm there in Oct like for instance October 13...🌀

Avery Simone 🌸 NOLA & Beyond 🌸@dateavery.bsky.social · 3w ago

If I made an appearance in NYC this fall…. would you take me to see Bowen Yang in Oh Mary…?

If I made an appearance in NYC this fall…. would you take me to see Bowen Yang in Oh Mary…?

“You attract what you fear” Oh noooo Sephora gift card, a secure attachment style and a dozen oysters nooo!!!!!! Ahhh!!!

I am breaking my silence. I feel like I don’t get enough recognition for having extremely cute and kissable feet. It’s messed up, actually.

Just learned Gillian Anderson is pansexual and into “women with nice bottoms and collarbones”. Gillian if you can read this please contact me immediately

Pavlovian response except it’s my ***** throbbing every time I get an email from Marigold 🥵

Beautiful girl seeks workaholic to distract during business calls and zoom meetings

Shopping dates have a special place in my heart 🙂‍↕️🥰

Wanna come over?

Tiny martinis (hand for scale) and a life changing olive oil / black pepper / manchego cake - safe to say I have a new restaurant to obsess over 😍

Beautiful, inside and out. One of my biggest heroes. Thank you Dolly ❤️🕊️

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · last mo.

RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT

New Orleans, I’m home! Let’s celebrate. 🥂 (I’ve also just updated my wishlist for those who’d like to wish me a warm welcome back from afar 😘)

Third base: I take you to my favorite photo booth 🎞️

NYC: I have some unexpected free time tomorrow and have been completely unable to stop dreaming of the burger/martini combo at Balthazar since the last time I was there. If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, get in touch 😏💌

Made it to NYC and am getting my priorities straight immediately (shopping, pedicure, and a sweet treat with a beautiful girl) $velvetdreamsss to contribute to the sweet treat fund 🫶🏻🍒🧋🍧

Sunbathing 🐈‍⬛

Very excited to come back to NYC this weekend ❤️💌

Newsletter is out! Check your spam, babe 🥂

NYC, see you next week! I’ll be visiting 8/15-8/19, seeking recs on where to find the best oyster happy hour 🥂🦪

Locking in and catching up on emails today! Keep an eye out this week for a lil late summer newsletter (feat. bicoastal travel updates!) on my Substack ✨

Heaven is real