Automatic Jack

@automaticjack.bsky.social

Music. Games. Drums. Beer. Pizza. Speedruns done poorly @ twitch.tv/automat1cjack

Does anyone remember people who did the Brony thing to try and boost themselves without actually LIKING Ponies? Pepperidge Farms remembers... and so the fuck do I NOTHING could be more embarrassing than tryna artificially boost yourslf by pretending to be a fan of something you didn't actually like

I'm so happy that people I know still love HORSE. I still do as well, but I ain't in the scene. (HORSE was once casual nomenclature for MLP FIM fans) Back in the day... NOW I AM TOO COOL APLHA-DUDE-MAN MAN TO LIEK HORSIES! (no I'm not, still love G4) =3

Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it. I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔

Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course. Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.

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Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.