Stan Kelly
@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) https://linktr.ee/stankelly
I was asked to create this T-Shirt design for “Riot Fest” - a music festival* (*Latest Fad) in Chicago this weekend. WARNING: It’s sure to be jam-packed with No-Good Punks and Rap Bands. Stop by The Onion booth, and tell ‘em Kelly sent ya. @theonion.com @riotfest.bsky.social
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The World According to Harp https://theonion.com/the-world-according-to-harp/
As we reflect, it’s incumbent upon all of us to remember how the destruction of 9/11 extended … to the 2008 presidential primaries. @theonion.com
The most ominous threat since 9/11 ... theonion.com/home-heeled-...
Home Heeled Advantage
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If the Supreme Court of yesteryear had half the wisdom of our current Justices, JFK would be alive today! @theonion.com
Papa’s got a Brand New Bag (Bluesky needs to add a music option)
My personal creation was pilfered by some Kilt-wearing Sicko for the “Edinburgh Fringe Fest”* - as was reported to me by an All-American Patriot who happened to be “across the pond.” (See photo evidence) Consider me now Skittish of the Scottish. You’ll be hearing bagpipes from my lawyers!
In case you hadn’t heard, National Treasure Funnyman Bill Maher recently won “Mark Twain’s Prize.” Anyone Mark Twain likes is good enough for me! Bill also deserves a prize for bravely defending America from the Writer’s Guild. Presidential Medal of Freedom perhaps? (Hint, hint!) @theonion.com
I’m exhibiting my fine art in the that city of Sickos, Los Angeles, yet again. This time as part of a group show opening tomorrow night. I hope my piece will knock some sense into people and get them to choose their words wisely … because words can hurt. 😢 @theonion.com
How heartening, in polarized times, that people are coming together in opposition to pricey energy facilities. @theonion.com
This is what we in the biz call a “teaser.” Something special coming for you folks in the next paper-and-ink edition of The Onion. Enjoy and God Bless, Kelly
Our long, national nightmare is nearly over: the “World Cup”* ends on Sunday. Then we’ll get our country back (finally). * Latest Fad @theonion.com
