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I believe in dogs. Paws up little monsters. #IHateItHere™️

One of the high schools here has banners up on all the light poles around the block it is on. The banners are pictures of cheerleaders with their first and last names. I'm child free by choice but that seems quite dangerous for those girls! Do parents sign off on this, are the girls given a choice?

Successfully cut up 2nd papaya, please clap. Methods improved but definitely need a big, sharp, Y shaped peeler-not skilled enough to use a serrated knife. Related, turns out the big Rancheros Market nearby has incredible: produce, bulk spices, bakery, cafe, hot churro & juice stand. Buh-bye Smiths!

As someone w/under & grad degrees in Lit, feeling hopeless about literary studies lately. Too old for Dolly's program, but so grateful my parents encouraged reading, and took me to the library, to check out max # allowed. May Imagination Library go on forever, because trust me, *literacy is life*.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

Begging all of you right now: if the biggest piece of sh*t person in this country utters one word about the loss of one of the greatest people to walk this earth-do not give it one iota of air. Ignore it, say nothing, let his evil speak alone. Because he is nothing and she was everything. RIP Dolly.

Have one group of lady friends I really like spending time with, but istg, everything we do, or they want to do, just sucks. On the other hand, I love going to the wine tasting lady events but some of those bitches get on my last nerve and I'm always allergic to the most of the food pairings. 🙃

Looking for a waffle maker that makes diner/dinner plate-sized, thin waffles, à la Waffle House. I do not want a Belgium waffle (thick, square, ugh) maker. Who has one? I do not trust what my online searches turn up.