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@myflagmeanslo.bsky.social

Lo. 30s. Crazy cat lady and Yorkie auntie. Moon marked and touched by sun. Someone From a Warm Climate 🇨🇴 Black. Gay. NSFW. I'm not gonna argue with you, I block on sight. Too old to be told how to interact with fiction.

Like, MY SISTER IN CHRIST, OUR DOG IS FUCKING DYING. I NEED YOU TO LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!!! That man is a transphobic, abusive piece of shit and I stand by my ex and her choice to go no contact but most importantly OUR DOG IS DYING AND I NEED YOU TO LOCK THE FUCK IN!!

🎃👻LObu-bOoO👻🎃@myflagmeanslo.bsky.social · 22h ago

Arguing with my mom about MY EX WHO'S BEEN MY EX FOR TWO WHOLE ASS YEARS ABOUT HER DECISION TO GO NO CONTACT WITH HER ABUSIVE DAD, WHICH IS NONE OF OUR FUCKING BUSINESS, JUST A FEW HOURS BEFORE I FIND OUT IF I HAVE TO EUTHANIZE MY BEST FRIEND. Can't make this shit up lmfaoo.

I finally got a full unassisted genie and a blink-and-you'll-miss-it assisted genie straddle for the first time ever yesterday and I can't even post the clip cause if the mild shit I've posted before got flagged and labeled...🫠 But anyway, the point is I finally got THE rotisserie chicken move!!!

Yours truly finally doing a genie spin on the pole (LET'S FUCKING GO!!!).

For context, the genie spin is when you sit around the pole with both legs bent and wrapped around it creating a v shape This time I'm doing an assisted genie straddle which is a bit harder.
My teacher, the baddest bitch to ever walk this earth, is spotting me as I'm changing my grip.

Thank you for not being sick of me talking about Ashtanga, pole dance, art class, food, Hozier and gay vampires. Y'all so fucking real 💕 I'd still do it even if you were, but it's really fucking cool that you're not!

Dede (CEO of Neptune)🎻🪞@michirumelody.bsky.social · last wk.

This is just a reminder to never ever let anyone make you feel bad for yapping about your interests on YOUR own account. Yap away as much as you want. The right people will appreciate that about you.