Hundreds of people have died trying to climb Mount Everest. The guy who lives up there must be amazing
I don't mind the occasional chorus, but two? in the same song?
I say fuck so i don't have to decide between "frick" or "frig" in the heat of the moment
The movie is called Psycho because it's psychotic to steal money from work
The movie is called Psycho because it's psychotic to steal money from work
Thinkin about Dickie Crickets. I probably could have sold them on that electric sports bra
(looking in this room) Well there's your problem right here
Jim Davis, creator of Garfield, turned 81 yesterday. It must have been his birthday
My kid texted me to bring him toilet paper and my phone asked me if i wanted to set a reminder
josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99.bsky.social · 7mo agoKirk: Beam me up Scotty Scotty: I will do it later
The Odyssey comes out hard against grabbing a bite
Johnny Depp as Ebenezer? It's about time we had a sexy Scrooge
Ebenezer is part of the DCU: the Dickens, Charles Universe
They did surgery on a grape. yes, it says right here: arnold grape. he passed away. was he a relative of yours?
Me and two other guys started dancing when Safety Dance came on the liquor store it was magical
If your small town doesn't have at least ten quirky characters involved in some kind of mystery, what are you even doing
Imagine getting mad that the delivery person ate some of your food when the service is called Uber Eats
We'll see how The Odyssey fares this weekend. It was a lot of people's birthdays last weekend
The letter X is basically the coolest thing I've ever seen
He didn't want to wear out the name Pee-wee Herman
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w agoTrump says Jon Ossoff is terrible and reminds him of “Pinky Herman” “Did you ever see Pinky Herman?”
you can do that? i would've written a novel about dark natalie portman a long time ago
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2w agolet’s fucking GO