Ryan Roe

@meryanroe.bsky.social

There's never enough time to watch, read, listen to, and play all the media I want to. I'm one of the Muppet nerds from @toughpigs.com (he/him)

We're watching The X-Files... It's Staci's first time ever and my first time seeing a lot of the early episodes. Hulu isn't giving the option to skip the intro and I'm okay with that.

My local movie theater is part of a regional, family-owned chain. They just changed the pre-movie "Welcome to our theater, please buy food, etc.," presentation for the first time since 2019. I'm thrilled to see that the family's acting is as stiff as ever.

Would it be feasible for one of the big cinema chains to advertise "Starting now, fewer previews and no commercials before the movie! No more than 3 trailers, then your movie starts!" It would be a good experiment, considering it's one of the top three complaints of people who avoid movie theaters.

A baby came to visit my house. She pulled these dividers out of my comic book shelves. (I wasn't mad. She's just a baby!) When she's old enough to read, I'm going to loan her a big stack of these comics and say "Here are the comics you asked for." It will be very funny. To me.

Game Boy, Hellcat, Gwenpool, Wolverine, X-Statix

Gen a.i. images creeping into community theater productions. I kept getting distracted during musical numbers of a show because they were projecting crappy, muddy-looking a.i. backgrounds behind the cast. Shouldn't a theater (which used artists to paint other backdrops) use ARTISTS to draw those?

Emails from Democratic politicians asking for money always have subjects like "Honestly, it's looking really bad" and "I'm on my knees, crying and begging you." What do the Republican email subjects say? I'm guessing stuff like "Let's DESTROY them" and "Gimme more money NOW or you'll DIE."

We're back to the point where hit movies are coming out often and lots of people are seeing them, which leads to lots of people coming up with dumb takes on them. Cinema is healing.

In high school I did improv. There was a game called "Here Comes Charlie Now," in which a group of performers play friends discussing a mutual acquaintance. They keep bringing up ridiculous and bizarre traits, habits, and facts about him, until eventually 1/2

The Muppet Christmas Carol is great because Michael Caine treats the Muppets like riveting guns, and Muppet Treasure Island is great because Tim Curry treats himself like a Titleist golf bag.