michael lutz

@ztul.bsky.social

he/him. boston-ish. phd thinking about media and making podcasts for @rangedtouch.bsky.social. horror genre guy, writer and narrative designer. PRECOGNITION for @halfmermaid.co inquiries: j.michael.lutz at gmail

Why, thank you for noticing my good bag and cheap shoes. Most people are hardly so perceptive! Hell I bet you already know all about the tedious, sticky fumblings

As you all know, the personal is political, and that's why this election season I'm going to be voting for Self-Care with a supporting ticket of Being Me

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That rascally dog from down under Bluey has hopped out of my television to play imagination games in real life. She's still two-dimensional and can't see anything perpendicular to herself though

the best part of the internet is about ten years ago we got really up in arms about truth in media and so on and so forth and we have nicely corralled that impulse into "constantly sharing screenshots of random social media accounts that adopt the tone of news sources with no context or verification

today we are always talking about the working class... but not so much as we once did of the 'quirky lass.' zooey deschanel and so forth. seems like that moment has kind of ended.

Typical! Won't even bother posting a screenshot but it was another one of those big self-described "leftist" accounts that A Lot of You follow refusing to believe that it was the ventriloquist's dummy that committed the murders and not me

As a child, I knew of The Three Stooges as well as Dumb and Dumber; as an scholar, I can recognuze how the latter is in many ways an homage to the former; as a Man, I must wipe away my tears whebn I see between them the enture Holy Dance of history & culture between them......

other things davy crockett did they had trouble fitting into the song: - "ate all the bugs he found under a rock" - "just in time sold his Enron stock" - "was seen by a witness fleeing the dock" - "sired dozens of children out of wedlock" which is weird because they basically make a whole verse?