Mid, Evil Historian

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How dare this elderly, little-known public health bureaucrat be privately bemused by suddenly becoming one of the most famous people in the world, wailed the politician who'd throw his own mother in front of a bus for a 2-minute cable news hit.

hot take: if you're crashing out that an academic who studies a book comments on an adaptation of that book on a site called the London Review of Books, you do need to touch grass fun fact: when I lived in Greece grass was what I missed the most. I saw some at Epidamnus after months and was like OH

Douglas Adams was prescient about much of our dumb, miserable future, but the Somebody Else's Problem field was a rare miss. We love somebody else's problem! The only downside is having to be physically present, making it potentially our problem, but technology solved that soon after Adams' passing

the greatest pleasures of Massie's two books on naval history leading up to and during WW1 are Jacky Fisher's unhinged letters, but I'm increasingly forced to concede that my sweet, eccentric, God-loving, dance-obsessed naval genius would post 110% like Donald Trump

...compliments while still making the desired point. Churchill deferred to the old sea dog whenever he could, and Fisher responded in avuncular kind. On December 8, he offered Churchill advice when the First Lord returned from one of his numerous, much-criticized visits to France. "Welcome back!" Fisher wrote. "I don't hold with these 'outings' of yours! I know how you enjoy them! Not am I afraid of responsibility while you're away! But I think it's too venturesome! Also it gives your enemies cause to blaspheme!" Despite these warm feelings, it was not long before signs of friction appeared at the summit of the Admiralty. Fisher's ego...

in my day they called it Dune Messiah, and there weren't three Dunes, there were six. We only really talked about the first four, though, because if you bring up the last two you can't really ignore the other nineteen

thank god Star Wars announced that we can see the new old better version of our beloved Star Wars many, many months from now believe it or not, this is the true state of being a Star Wars fan: waiting for the rapture but it's just also a movie you've already seen, possibly better this time around