Simon Scarrow

@simon-scarrow.bsky.social

Writer of historical and crime fiction. Have been known to be a Sunday Times number one bestselling author. I was a lecturer previously and sad to leave formal education. Try to make up for that by making interesting comments on social media.

JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”

This is from a now not-anonymous woman who was a child when Trumpy told her he would kill her and her family if she ever said anything. Toady Blanche is making sure all the girls (now women) he assaulted don't talk. ut those of us who are paying attention 100% know what Trumpy did to so many kids.

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Bloody hell #Ofwat! Spending millions to get accountants to do *your* job now? Of all the Tories' grotesque failures, water privatisation must be one of the worst. It's time to stop enriching the already wealthy. Renationalise water, without compensation! share.google/C5Ri3DX2WxvG...

Ofwat lines up independent monitor for troubled South East Water

The water regulator plans to appoint Grant Thornton to a multimillion-pound contract overseeing the utility's performance and turnaround plan, Sky News learns.

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Conservative Helen Whateley, "Tax cuts have to be funded.. I'm doing work on what is the right way to bring down the welfare bill" My view: Why is the answer always more hardship for people who are already struggling, while vast wealth can be hoarded almost untouched?

Two cows on a conveyor belt *slowly* going into an abattoir. One looks at the other and says “but are you REALLY a cow?” “Of course I’m a cow, look at me! MOOoooOoOOo!” “But HOW cow’ish are you? <clunk clank> “I’M A COW! A PROPER COW!” <clank clunk> “Which field? And which farm is your mum from?”