sarah 🍓
@straawbs.dftba.social
she/her. public defender. abolitionist. pro-Union. hiking/camping/rock climbing/movies. DFTBA. views are all my own. 🇦🇲✡️ pro 🇵🇸
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 7d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
You ever stare at your dog like I can't believe this is free. He could easily charge for this
Do you ever think about how someday there’s gonna be grandma khaleesi’s and Grammy renesmee’s walking around
Girls don’t want a foldable smart phone, they want the t mobile sidekick brought back
Folks often balk at the idea of living in Arizona but I would much rather experience 100+F with little to no humidity than 90F with 50%+ humidity
Been eyeing this chair from ikea for my office for AGES but didn’t want to spend $200 on it. Finally found it on fb marketplace for a steal 😈
Today at work I was describing the plot of paddington 2 to several coworkers, and at one point, one of my coworkers looks at me and says “I genuinely don’t know whether you’re fucking with us or if this is genuinely the plot of paddington 2”
Tfw I was going to start a new knitting project this weekend but the knitting shop didn’t have the needles I need
Perks of partner being a teacher: he’s able to go to the local indie theater box office and get tickets for the odyssey and the free hats for the first 100 people to buy tickets to the 35mm/70mm show times
I need athletic clothes companies to have a portion of the review where people can check a box to let me know whether their thighs gobbled the shorts, bc at this point I pretty much only buy bike/compression shorts because it’s the only way I can guarantee my thighs won’t gobble them
Someone’s phone just went off in court and started BLARING the looney tunes theme song
The bisexual shame of ordering whole milk in my latte instead of oat milk 😔
Realizing it may be seeing “Chicago” in theaters at 9 years old that planted the idea that I should be a lawyer tbh
Petition for Dropout to put on-screen text above where the subtitles go so I don’t have to pick between subtitles and seeing what text is being displayed
Studying for the bar was soooooo unserious. Hopefully will never have to do that again
Tfw the Mets beat the dbacks and the tigers in the span of a week
The Tony movie looks good but I’m not sure I can forgive Hollywood for fumbling its chance to make a catcher in the rye movie with Dominic Sessa as Holden Caulfield
apparently my dad got called for jury duty—not sure how that’s gonna work unless they’ve got a ouija board available
A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔
looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles
I lived it: I tried something new at brunch and didn’t really like it 😔
Do any of my moots have Pokémon legends: Z-A and want to trade w me so I can get a gengar and an Alakazam 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
I lived it: I went to the Italian grocery/deli and decided not to get tiramisu, and then when I came home I really wanted tiramisu :(
Only 23% of government workers believe they “can report a suspected violation of a law, rule, or regulation without experiencing retaliation.” That's way down form the share the prior year (72%) who said they could report suspected illegal activity without fear www.thebulwark.com/p/two-more-g...
