suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
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That was the stated purpose behind the establishment of the branch of government in which you serve but go off king
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon https://theonion.com/trump-baselessly-claims-he-is-viral-40-pound-tabby-cat-named-daddy-cinnamon/
Had an incredible interaction with a guy over the weekend who went to see The Odyssey and told me he was pissed that Elliott Page played Achilles, a character Elliott Page did not play that was not in the movie
It’s hard for me to ignore the feeling that if the Orioles had made a move as aggressive as the Red Sox trading for Adley back in 2023 or 2024 they almost certainly would have won at least a playoff game if not a series and might have won the AL in one of those years
Writing fiction in any genre should be a purely human exercise. If you use AI to generate *any* dialog, story ideas, character shapes, *anything* creative, you're betraying the very concept of artistic expression. This is a bright flashing red line for me. www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
‘Everyone Is Doing It’: The Truth About AI in Hollywood
Puck’s Matthew Belloni says AI has quietly become part of everyday filmmaking. The battle now isn’t whether Hollywood will use the technology—it’s who controls what’ll come next.
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That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
"Like, we know what *we* think. But like what do *you guys* think we should do? Like we have a plan we're gonna do, but if someone has a better plan, like, why wouldn't we hear you out? So just like go ahead, no bad ideas in brainstorming. What are some things we should do in Iran?"
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d agoPENTAGON: Anyone got any ideas? @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...
just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
Oh, I see what's going on here. The Enes Kanter Diminishing Minutes Special. I should've checked a long time ago.
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
MLB owners of losing teams getting ready to point to the Dodgers for why they need a salary cap
I think we will be telling people this for the rest of time
Timothy Burke@bubbaprog.xyz · 3d agoI'm not sure why I have to keep telling people this but if you see a mug shot of an attractive woman and some bizarre story attached to it, it's AI generated and a fake story from a Facebook content mill. Stop sharing it!
I am begging you not to believe gazillionaire baseball owners when they tell you Skubal going to the Dodgers means we need a salary cap. Competitive balance is not the reason they want a salary cap. They just want to spend less, and with more predictability, on total payroll. That is all.
"If I abused her, why would she then act in a way designed to avoid abuse?"
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 4d agoJust got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane
The Dodgers got Hope for Michael Busch and Ryan for Matt Beaty and flipped them both for Skubal in the playoffs, basically.
Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 3d agoThe Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell ESPN.
The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."
Bobby Nightengale@nightengalejr.bsky.social · 5d agoJhomnardo Reyes is going to the Orioles for Dean Kremer, per source.
One of these is Will Weathers and one of them is Ryan Warren and I literally defy you to tell me which is which. What if I told you that their names are actually Will Warren and Ryan Weathers. Am I lying then, or now? Would you bet your life on it?
Traditionally situations like this have only *almost* tanked the world economy so I think we're probably fine
Timnit Gebru@timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 7d ago"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...
These dodo birds failed to notice that "Ivory Coast" was not on a coast
The league has to get rid of this Dundon guy. He bought the Blazers to hold the city of Portland hostage for arena money and now he's telling all of his underlings to shittalk the city so he can move to Kansas City or something. Cut this shit out or the league will be held hostage by similar ghouls.
Fischer 🛠️🚇@fischer.bsky.social · 6d agoif this is going to be the line then fuck these guys
Absolutely gorgeous. Just the highest echelon of class and sophistication. Stunning. It is so nice to finally have a President who understands beauty.
Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 6d agoDeputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized
I had a ton of expired Skittles from Halloween ‘16 and they wouldn’t let me send those to hospitals either!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."
