i didn't die i just hate this place. get a loada this tho

sharpie "creative markers" are an interesting medium. they look a lot like paint pens, but they have a very different feel and you can't quiiite use them the same as paint pens. i think i'm starting to get pretty good with them, tho

don't even try to bull shit us brother

"bluesky is as bad as tumblr" that's not true! tumblr users are way more funny

transition goals: out of shape middle aged guy that does yard work with his shirt off

reasons to live: i get paid tomorrow and will finally be able to afford Burger

i've been starved for burger all week but i haven't gotten paid yet so i can't afford burger. this is torture.

DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value

remember that one detrans grifter whose whole thing was claiming testosterone was evil because they went bald? lol completely unrelated but look at how fantastic my hair is after 4+ years on T

Whataburger is doing a King of the Hill tie-in, but they're not even doing anything different they're just saying Hank would get a #2. Not even a Hank Hill Meal just "he would order what is already on the menu", which is true to be fair.

i still have to draw another dog today

silence intoleroid, a lactase producer is speaking

okay happy post time. Pochi rode shotgun for the very first time today and he was a little nervous at first but he decided he likes it :)

trans man here. i used women's restrooms for years because i piss sitting down and men's rooms never have enough toilets. i stopped doing that when some random man physically blocked me from entering a public restroom. haven't felt safe in a gendered bathroom since then, tbh

chelsea bridge@secretaboutbox.bsky.social · last yr.

"trans women aren't *banned from bathrooms*, they just have to use a different one" i have breasts i am not walking into a men's room

haven't seen anybody address the true cost of these tariffs (i won't be able to order plush shiba inus from japan anymore)

y'know, as a trans person that's trying to get into amateur sports for exercise and human connection, i don't really like "woke" gender segregation either

puppy dog collage :)

in san antonio, mexico, not texas sadly, you can get dinosaur quesadillas

Elise Cutts@elisecutts.bsky.social · last yr.

Gyozasaurus Rex here makes me wonder what other foods could be dino’d… Anyways, my compliments to the chef for remembering what the internet is for.

sometimes i get a little obsessed with one of my little guy doodles and they sort of evolve into their own character. she has no name, but weird cat will forever be in my heart

#doggust2025 day 1: mutt! somehow despite being a lifelong dog drawer, i've never tried to participate in doggust, so this is my first attempt! i'll always have a soft spot for scruffy little terrier mixes :)

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · last yr.

It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”

"native transexual" being both a fantastic phrase and actually respectful lol

capitalism is a bane on humanity for a lot of reasons but i think the one that pisses me personally off the most is turning STEM into a playground for rich manchildren

I'm just a girl. And it turns out, I'm George Washington. I'm struggling to survive in a Bigfoot infested world where Texans, immortals from twelve royal families who have god-like powers and obscene wealth, rule over all.

Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now@understatesmen.bsky.social · last yr.

i am begging you if you're doing greek mythology retellings to do literally any research at all

tall, oafish man seeking short, grumpy man to go on bumbling comedic adventures with

has anybody seen where i left all of my gorm

getting so long gay bowser'd probably feels good as hell

"Got any ideas for that Beech-Nut Gum ad?" "I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage." "And they're in love, right?" "Of course they're in love."

This is the platonic ideal of sniffing