$25 for 10 of these joints. Oh Canada 🇨🇦

It’s my favourite time of the year fr 🥰 #tittytuesday

I wanna drown in a sea of big naturals

there’s just smth abt big naturals that rly gets me going 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I can’t wait for tonight 😩

Madam Dicks a Lot@mdmdcksalot.bsky.social · 2d ago

Had the most feral dreams about @kraetor92.bsky.social cumming down my throat and all over my face last night and we’re going to have the house to ourselves tomorrow night so I hope it comes truuuuuuue

Theyre recalling cum

People, it’s payday for many of us. Pretty much every sexy sex worker on here has been posting about how they have been having a rough time lately, sales/tips/subs are way down for everyone! Please, tip someone today, even if it’s just $5 to one person!

This is immediately going into my vocab

She really needs to be stuffed. Who wants to help me out?

Madam Dicks a Lot@mdmdcksalot.bsky.social · last wk.

@kraetor92.bsky.social and whoooooooo 🥺

Friendly reminder that Skillet dropped Bad Wolves from their tour because the new vocalist for Bad Wolves has an Onlyfans. There was also rumours that she is trans. Skillet, the band that cries that they lose out on opportunities because they’re a Christian rock band lol

One thing about me is I’m a slut for Punk Goes Pop.

Hmmmm...here's a reminder since it's been a minute: My NSFW link is in my bio. Everything contributed goes straight to paying my divorce lawyer, and gets me (and my kids) away from abuse endured for the last 10 years. I'm in the final stretch! If you'd like to help, check my link. Thanks, ILY🥰🖤

trying to have him laid up like this

I get to suck on these whenever I want 😩😩

Madam Dicks a Lot@mdmdcksalot.bsky.social · 3w ago

Giant, juicy naturals was never an exaggeration.

Wondering how much my voice carries because the balcony door was wide open why @kraetor92.bsky.social blew my back out and it’s likely our neighbours heard me begging him to fill my pussy

Dudes will be like “I hate OF girls, I’d never sell my body” and then go work a trade that ruins their knees and lower back.

it's feel you get hard in my mouth friday

Btw as soon as I get all the media off my phone and onto my laptop.. there will be a clip site going up 👀

How does Bluesky feel about hoochie shorts? Sorry if you’ve already seen these a million times on Threads 😂 #hoochiedaddy #shorts #beard #flannel #hoochie

Me: I’m an electrician The unfunniest person I’ve ever met: so that means you don’t know how to sweep 🤓

Think I might start reposting some of my more popular Threads posts on here since I’ve given up on that platform. I miss the engagement I had with 2.5k followers tbh

My music taste is basically all of Blue Swan Records

Searching for peoples private NSFW accounts and then spreading what you find in an attempt to defame, shame, or humiliate IS sexual harassment and revenge porn. BTW. Yes, even if they like THAT kind of porn. or THAT art. or they have THAT fetish.

Had to drink instant coffee this morning and my head isn’t happy that I only drank one cup instead of half a carafe.

Friendly reminder that bluesky was supposed to be a crypto bro libertarian nation at sea and Jack dorsey left the second that black and trans people moved in. This is the republic of Minerva dream the mods are still chasing

"To libertarians, everything looks like rape and slavery except actual rape and slavery"

Alright, you all get some ass since its #wagonwednesday but I’m saving the rest for later 🤭

My mind is too dirty to browse local auctions. How much for the beaver edger 🤔

Excited to watch my boyfriend first thing in the morning tomorrow (Reacher S04E06)