When he says “Oh God!” during sex

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I’ve been really inundated with some soul crushing stuff on the internet lately, most of it involving violence and general vitriol against women. Maybe it’s just the algorithm pushing stuff at me harder than usual but I’m feeling so down about it

The scariest part of going into hemorrhagic shock was probably when I was sitting down staring at my phone and couldn’t tell if it was on or not. It felt like it was lit up, but I couldn’t see my lock screen. Just white light.

I grew up being so controlled in every facet of my life that I now abhor any hint of authority or restraint.

Hypnotizing two creepy guys who won’t leave me alone into kissing each other

I figured I’d ask here bc I usually get better responses! But I’ve been trying to do at least one ‘look’ with each of my wigs and get a selfie in it. Tomorrow I’m going to do a long, straight, bleach blonde wig. What kind of makeup/style might go with it?

“Money can’t buy you happiness” there is not one single problem in my life that money can’t solve

Fern's first solo dungeon raid had been going well! She even managed to find a cute necklace Unfortunately it seems a spell was put on that necklace, one which has turned her into the dungeon master's mindless thrall On the bright side, her booty is now looty for other daring adventurers

I want to get tattoos (I probably never will but I do want them) and any time someone tries to talk me out of it or comments about me ‘marking up my skin’ with the implication that I’m ‘ruining’ something permanently, I think about my freckles and scars

I’m trying to edit a video and this transition is absolutely killing me

Wanna touch?

I haven’t gotten a big send all at once in a while, which is a huge shame considering how badly I want $200 in my cashapp right now. I got invited on a weekend spa trip and didn’t have time to save up. Sometimes I get what I want, but sometimes I don’t. Hopefully this time I do 🤞🏻🧖🏻‍♀️💕

First time I ever saw porn was when I was flipping through channels on a hotel TV. Anyway it went right to a channel where this group of fully naked men were standing around fully naked women, just rubbing chocolate + marshmallows all over their boobs near a huge bonfire. What the hell was that

“hip dips” “cankles” “canthal tilt” “rabbit pretty” “fox pretty” “hunter eyes” “mom pooch” “dad bod” “hip shelf” if you ever utter one of these words to me ever again

Okay fine so I bit you really hard. But I’ve also been a good friend

Lot of face pics recently can you tell I have rent coming up

Choose your succubus!

Insane how much of dieting is just gaslighting yourself

Mind control fantasies are more fun for me when they’re very far from reality. Magic, curses, silly, cartoonish.

I will never settle down again, and one of my biggest defense mechanisms against that is loving one of my exes who is no longer around. To long for something I will never have again. How could monotony and limitations ever compare?

Falling into the carnivorous clown pit and fucking my way out

I’m not telling anyone in the group about my zombie bite! It’s embarrassing

Sucks when you find a big well in the woods that has a small group of clowns living in it. And you can’t let them out because they obviously have talons and teeth but you can’t just leave them there to go hungry. So then you just get stuck feeding them gizzards. And you come to love them, in a way

I went to a rave last weekend and got into a bunch of shenanigans and I still genuinely feel so awful… the brain fog and depression are so miserable… But I ain’t gonna spend any more time on it! Because I have another event this weekend and I have got to lock in

Lol

I’m desperately craving cozy October things. That first crisp chill, endless fog, morning rain against the windows, being that ancient thing in the woods beckoning you deeper & deeper until you emerge days later w/ absolutely no memory of what happened & only the echo of My voice following you home.

I post my tits and ass for the love of the game but when I start posting pits and feet? That’s how you know I’ve got a trip coming up soon

so fixated. no more thoughts, just a pretty watch.

Got in a nasty argument today while eating a Ring Pop. I had just recently opened it and couldn’t put it down anywhere. Huge glob of candy attached to my hand, whole mouth already blue. I can never go back there ever again