Mommy’s night out 🥂

Built like a greek statue

I’m tentatively opening my DMs, but please keep in mind that this not my main account and I’m going to be doing less of the Bambie Brainwasher persona stuff and I definitely won’t be answering every single thing I get especially if I don’t know you yet. Gotta be extra normal with me here

I’m comfort watching Designing Women & Delta Burke has got to be one of the most beautiful women who ever lived.

Did this a long time ago of @masterbambie.bsky.social and never posted it because I ended up not liking it at the time but now it doesn't bother me I guess so here it is. #sfw #digitalart

Bigfoot is real and I’ve titnotized him

In a threesome with your wallet and your forbidden urges.~

“You were promiscuous because you wanted connection” I was promiscuous because I wanted to fuck

It is funny when I meet someone new and it’s very obvious they want to sleep with me. Because so rarely are they picturing what I actually want, which is to be licked without returning the favor. To ride them until I alone am satisfied, and— unless it’s particularly satisfying — never do it again.

I made a new friend who lives near me and she wants me to come to a kink event with her soon aww

I’m off work tomorrow and I’m having my bestie over for a sleepover!! I have a feeling that, upon knowing this, someone extra special is going to send for tequila and margarita mix ;) $brattybambie

You can call this ‘silly’ all you want. I know it still does something to you, hypnoslut.

Skin

The bad news is that I can’t get messages on twitter anymore :( but the good news is that… I can’t get messages on twitter anymore :D

I did not care for Jon Snow

#hypnokink

It’s always someone who has subscribed to my discounted base subscription price on OF and yet never tipped me another single cent afterwards talking to me like I’m their employee 😭

You’d probably think to yourself “Well Bambie, if people don’t like something you post then they can unfollow you, or even just scroll past it” but haha oh goodness no!

The horny thoughts won, time to draw things about it #hypnosis #hypnokink #drone #dronification #art #kink #kinkart #nsfw #nsfwart #latex

a wild pixar mom appears!

Remember when Grok randomly recommended one of my videos of my boobs to a random SFW account that was asking a question about something completely unrelated

I texted my crush today who just so happens to be an old man and he was like “I’m out of state with a lady right now… could’ve been you” bro you are 69 years old can we stop this

Amorazepam, by projectMSMR pharmeceuticals

Seeing eugenics massively endorsed under the post of a mother expressing that her very young child, who uses a wheelchair, had clearly just faced a clear-cut case of discrimination + violation of the ADA… and even the tame ones were like “um so actually the world doesn’t have to accommodate you??”

Not to be negative on a Friday but I see things on the internet that make me lose more of my faith in humanity all the time. It is so bleak to see how cruel or callous some people can get. IG reels is a cesspool

I love these pictures. It’s like you can feel just how heavy they are by looking at them.

If you’ve ever DM’d me on here I swear I’m not ignoring you, for some reason this app won’t let me reply to people or DM them first whatsoever lol

I was supposed to edit a riding video and instead I made an edit of characters/actors I have/have had crushes on

I’ve talked about how much I personally hated being a camgirl in my very early twenties but one of my weirdest memories of it was that time I was taken to private, they turned on their cam, and it was just a bunch of firefighters like sitting in this living room watching me together on a laptop

I’m really bored so here are some of my favorite videos that I rewatch all the time