Lord of The Gays®
@gaylord.pink
gαуℓσя∂ ƒєℓ¢нєя 🏳️🌈🖖 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 #TheGays® 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙭𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 ɢᴇɴxʀ ᴘᴏᴏʀʟʏ ᴄᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪꜰᴇ 🔞[ηѕƒω] 📍ATL 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒈𝒂𝒚 𝑻𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆
I would like to remind the class that a cumdump, by definition, is no load refused. If you're gonna pick & choose loads based on dick size or how the person it's attached to looks or acts, you're just a regular slut. I don't make the rules. Actually, as Lord of The Gays®, I do make the rules. 🖕
Yes, I'll be carrying these on the plane. Can I borrow this tub?
Lordy, there was just a priest/chaplain walking thru the ICU.
I've pretty much decided that I'm going to name the new Asus router "VGer".
Homophobic hospital bathroom lighting. That cunt paper towel dispenser is next to me. Somebody set it to give a tad more out but it's still stingy.
Well hallelujer, spousal unit finally woke up! Pulled the tube himself so a bit of scramble but he did it during rounds when the whole ICU team was outside his door so as usually he has great timing. He's talking a little and understanding everything as best as can be expected. Very relieved. So far
Yes, I'll be carrying these on the plane. Can I borrow this tub?
I have eaten way too much and I feel very anxious. And I really should get up now so I can go to the hospital early but I have so much to do to get ready because the housekeepers are coming today and I have to feed walk the dog and take her to daycare. All I want to do is hide or work on my tech.
I don't know what any of this is (yet) but I want it all. Now. FML I have way too many projects backlogged and can't even start them now.
I replaced my smart speakers with cheaper open-source alternatives, and I'll never go back
These open-source alternatives to smart assistants are more versatile, cheaper, and protect your data, too.
xda-developers.com
Lawdamercy everybody needs to stop getting sick around me. The dog was acting odd after I got home kinda like she was trying to throw up but the way she was moving her tongue and mouth was so weird. Finally after looking a couple of times I saw something lodged between her teeth. Probably bark.
Oh! Sexy Alf is making the Brazilian rounds again...lol.
"Bluesky is dying." Meanwhile, on Bluesky... Sexy Alf endures.
And the Asus GT-BE98 router went on sale for $558 (normally $699 and only $609 at best buy). That's almost as low as it's been in a year so I decided I might as well get it to replace my sunset Asus AX89X + Arris a6u set up. Wifi8 is still too far out to wait. SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! CAPITALISM YAY.
What do you do sitting for hours at a hospital? Shop all the current tech sales. Already bought one pair of cheap noise cancelling headphones and now I might get a nicer one! Bring on the apocalypse!
Tell me I'm not the only one who finds this to be sloppy tech review writing. Stating the headphone earcup measurements in millimeters but the person's ear in inches?? Come on!
Replace your old shitty cables people. Don't cause a fire! It's not worth the risk at at any price let alone this cheap.
Anker's 60W USB-C cable is just $4 each for October Prime Day
Need a pair of cheap USB-C charging cables? Anker's 60W 2-pack just fell to $7.99 at Amazon, the lowest price we've tracked.
pcworld.com
"we don't have the luxury of despair. the president* is out of control, the economic situation in the country is out of control, and the world is on fire. young people in Georgia can play a pivotal role voting in these Midterm elections" @ossoff.bsky.social #WorldIsOnFire #vote
Sen Jon Ossoff (D-GA) just gets it, if you’re tired of the high costs, chaos and corruption we can’t allow despair to make us not want to vote. Check your registration, vote early and vote all the way down the ballot to get a #BlueWaveIn30Days
I keep forgetting I'm wearing a jock strap and like I just went out on the balcony with the dog and my bare ass on the furniture is surprising but at the same time I'm like OK nobody is here so who TF cares?
I'd like to state for the record that tops are a scourge on our society.
I just realized when I got home that I'm wearing a jock strap and it feels sexy.