Don't just regurgitate shit some talking head--or worse, some social media fool--says, LEARN LEMMINGS, LEARN!! Patrick nails it again. Don't be afraid of all the big scary accounting words. Just listen, pay attention to the story, and you'll get it.

Why Wall Street is Ignoring Big Tech's Debt

YouTube video by Patrick Boyle

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Seen on Sniffies: "I have a bubble muscle butt and a gushy hole." Go on girl!

#StarTrekVOY "Children Of Acadia" After a year of separation, the crew of Voyager make contact with Chakotay who has startling news. Meanwhile, Q discovers Mad Libs, and Janeway must _fart_ for _300 years_ while _yodeling_ the song _Toxic by Britney Spears_.

At what point does this become a fetish? #StarTrek @seanferrick.bsky.social?

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

I talked to my friend on the phone for an hour like a real GenXr (which I never do anymore) and I feel a lot better. She made me smile and laugh. I wish I had more friends.

I'm totally splooging in my underwear right now.

It actually took me more than a several seconds to recognize this is an onion article. Believable.

The Onion@theonion.com · 2d ago

Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide

My flight attendant is a big tall blonde bearded bear/otter. Not sure if he's a friend of dorothy but he's kinda hot.

There she is! There she is...

Yes I ordered a long Island. It's that kind of a trip.

It would be nice to feel like somebody actually cared about me for me and not for what I can do for them. The people in my life would probably say that's not true but it sure is how they make me feel.

Please dear universe get me the fuck out here.

I am now eating a half a bag of ruffles.

I will be taking a solo vacation very soon. I am now entertaining invitations for friendly oomfs to meet up be friendly and show me their city. DM or reply below.

I really need hugs right now.

My mother has now pissed me off so badly, I have half a mind to cancel my flight tomorrow, pack my shit into my convertible, and leave for home tonight. She does not deserve my help. Dear lord please let the xanax work quickly.

After all this time I finally installed my Pininfarina emblem (from a Maserati). Who knows why this is very appropriate? @elmercc.bsky.social?

JFC it's 11am.

Guess I made the right choice buying those 4K Blu-ray disc ripping drives. Better figure out my media server storage before prices skyrocket even higher.

'We share our customers' frustration': Disney+ had to remove 4K and all HDR in some countries — and these kinds of issues are exactly why 4K Blu-ray is on the rise

Disney+ has stopped streaming in 4K and HDR to some European subscribers, most likely because of a streaming patent dispute. Premium customers are going to be very unhappy, but there's no word on comp...

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I'd totally watch this. I mean I can watch @mewho-rob.bsky.social 's Project RITOS Lcars display on an hour loop then do it again!

Project RITOS • 1-Hour Loop in 4K

YouTube video by System47 • meWho

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OK goody now they're blasting the TV. I already have to endure this at home. I swear I gotta figure out how to keep that apartment and just use it all the time. Except I like my room! Well soon enough I can redo the apartment however I want. I really need that lottery money dammit.

I think I just realized I'm horny and should go find somebody to suck my dick.

DEAR HOLY MOTHER UNIVERSE PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANY MERCY MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR ME AND THE TREKKIES 🙏🙏🙏 #StarTrek #LowerDecks

Mike McMahan@mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 4d ago

I need to figure out a Lower Decks movie.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why am I lying here feeling like this when I have a very full bottle of xanax right beside me?

I've had to turn on the active noise canceling in my earbuds and play a trance album because my mother won't shut up and has now pissed me off about her dog. This is just going to get worse.

Do any of you bitches like EDM and want to go with me to see old DJs Paul Oakenfold and Crystal Method on tour this fall?

Recycling a late #FCF

If you have a relatively new machine, yes, you should absolutely turn this stupid shit off! www.xda-developers.com/windows-has-...

Windows has been quietly wearing out your SSD, and the fix takes one setting

Microsoft wouldn't take care of my storage, so I will

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