Lil Prince Patch

@lilprincepatch.bsky.social

I'm just a lil guy who never fully grew up. ABDL and furry in his 30s though I much prefer to act like a 2 year old. I'm basically if Cocomelon had an only fans --- but like tastefully. Married to @alphapupkodak 18+ Only NSFW. MINORS DNI, NO AGERE

Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m intimidating to new folks… Not sure why consider I look like this almost all the time. - No pants ✅ - Used babyprint diaper ✅ - Nursery print onesie ✅ - Plushy nearby ✅ I promise I’m nice if you are! What am I gonna judge lol!?!

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Imma be perfectly honest with ya’ll. I stopped selling my 3D printed pacifiers because the markup on them was ridiculous and I felt guilty charging as much as I did. The markup on 3D printed stuff in general is nuts. Please don’t buy that crap they sell at farmers markets.

Can someone explain to me how doctors offices prioritize patients? Because I arrived 15 min early to my appointment like instructed, yet it has been an hour and you still haven’t seen me but you have been able to see at least 6 other patients that arrived after I did?

You’re so hyped! 7 days no wet bed which means no more diapers. But you walk into your playroom and this is what greets you. Daddy: Sorry buddy looks like the auto ship kicked in before we could cancel it. Well just use them till you run out. I’m SURE you can stay dry for 40 days.

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Me: Wakes up soggy after post daycare nap. Me: From Upstairs "Kodak can you change my diaper!?" 🥺 Kodak: From downstairs, "Of course!" Kodak: Waddles upstairs, pink diaper poking out of his shorts. Me: "Ooh, someone's pretty in pink!" Kodak: "Hmph" 5 minutes later ...

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