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The hurricane got him. #Ditka

In my opinion, if anyone ever makes another movie about Napoleon, the only actor who should play the role is Idris Elba.

SO, I SWEAR I posted a reply to this guy's reply to one of my replies to one of his replies to one of my posts last night. Except... I can't SWEAR to SHIT anymore. I spent three hours searching for keys I SWORE I brought back in the fucking house. I did not bring them back in the fucking house.

This ENTIRE timeline is just beyond fucking bizarre. Pedophilia runs rampant in our government... Sycophants compete to publicly fellate a drooling, leprous, senile boor... Trophy wives mutilate themselves in some freakish ritual of MAGA loyalty or whatthefuckever... FUCK. I want a TARDIS.

I think way too much time has been spent talking about what a terrible person JK Rowling is. Far too little time has been spent talking about what a terrible WRITER she is.

. Language, like hats, evolves.

Bought myself some adorable slippers. Loved them so much I bought extra pairs. Did I SAVE those for when the first pair wears out? No. They're in a doom pile in the closet. Now, invariably, I find myself walking around in two left-footed slippers. As any half-witted monkey could've predicted.

It’s intellectually dishonest idiocy to say he advocated letting Iran blow up a U.S. city. I watched it. It’s crystal goddamned clear he meant gas prices are a small price to pay. I fucking hate the motherfucker. He didn’t say it. You can’t manufacture outrage based on shit syntax.

I need to say this, as I've spent the past few weeks being inexplicably, BRUTALLY idiotsplained... (Mayhap I look EXTRA DUMB with my newly platinum pate?) I FUCKING KNOW. Not only did I GO to college, I've MORE THAN ONE DEGREE. In DISPARATE, DISCRETE SUBJECTS. And I can DEFINE those words.

Maybe it's just not the right era, I dunno. Rise of the Machines & all that. I think this is a fucking BANGER. Bands like this should get traction. Want the real musicians to survive AI? Support them. These guys kick ass with this song. It's a freakin' BOP. Raynes. "Roses All Over."

Raynes@raynesmusic.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Official music video for “Roses All Over” is out now. Hype it up to three times to keep us on the leaderboard! youtu.be/ETo-lZSvYZs?...

If you have a few minutes today, please submit a comment opposing the elimination of the Roadless Rule. Tomorrow, October 6, is the deadline. Tell the Forest Service why protecting our forests matters to you. Submit your comment: www.regulations.gov/docket/FS-20...

How many "Whistleblower commits suicides" IS that, now?

Let me do it this way. I can still block him this way... In case you think this isn't the right asshole... It is. Plus it gives me a chance to write some ALT Text. Yeah. I did.

@m-tracey.bsky.social Hi, fuckhead. Bye, fuckhead.

OH MY GOD HELP ME I have an itch in the DMZ. Can't reach it. I am so fucked.

Indulge me a moment, please. Nobody here knows me in real life. Not well, anyway. So you won't come over and bug me. Just let me whine. EVERYTHING HURTS. I want to die. I'm so tired of it. SO fucking tired of it. Just let me pay the fine and get the fuck out of here. Christ.

Bring back Fraggle Rock. youtube.com/shorts/5LS-P...

Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out"

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God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes. Angel: That's a lovely idea. God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to. Angel: ... God: There's no way to make it stop.

. This Is Just To Say I have rewritten the most over-rewritten poem that's ever been rewritten in the history of rewritten poems on the internet and I'm not sorry

When I die, I want my remains spread around the stadiums of the NFC North Division of the NFL. Don't cremate me, though.

IRONY: Repeatedly interrupting one of the greatest guitar solos of all time to bitch about how unappreciated it is.

How do you tell your algorithm that accidentally clicking on ONE fucking size 6 cocktail dress does NOT mean you're a fucking size 6 & you’d appreciate it if it'd stop rubbing your fucking nose in it thankyouverymuch. youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0?...

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video)

YouTube video by Queen Official

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Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it!

Ignore the experts. Trust me. I've tasted dead whale.

Rihanna Sings 'Worms On The Brain'

Alt: Rihanna sings with passionate intensity (yeah, it's fucking redundant, what if it) in her iconic video for 'Worms On The Brain' - a little known but EPIC remake of her hit song LOVE ON THE BRAIN. Didn't know she was a bug RFK Jr. supporter? I mean, who did? RIHANNA? Billionaire makeup and lingerie mogul who sings a little on the side while being FIERCE AND FABULOUS? Weird.

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When I was young, I seethed with rage & loathing for my ideological opponents, lacked patience & compassion, refused to countenance the possibility there might be any validity to their awful ideas. I dismissed them as ignorant, cruel, worthless, & evil. Now, many years later, I am no longer young.

I can relate, Ginge.

Fucking Detroit Lions trying to KILL ME, man. 🦁 💙🩶💙🩶💙 JESUS. Lions 31, Jets 24 #NFL #DetroitLions #NYJets #CallTheParamedics

. Time for a palate cleanser.

Doesn't that feel better?