Very much enjoying being a Michigander this morning. Very much enjoying being RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT. NOT that i’m saying I TOLD YOU SO or anything. Nyah nyah nyah. Fuck you, AIPAC. Fuck you, Schumer. Fuck you Jeffries. Someone tell Schumer... SEE YOU AT YOUR PRIMARY, CHUCK.

I'm sick, I need to get a lot of gender fluids in me.

ɡwɛnəvɾ (cat) (mads)@wheneverends.bsky.social · yesterday

harkonnen hot tub in the gender fluid

. it’s not the heat. It’s the humanity.

This motherfucker turns our national capital into a Fourth Reich Las Vegas, and NO REPUBLICAN ACKNOWLEDGES HOW FUCKING INSANE THAT IS.

Grateful a plumber cometh Monday… But… The $95 diagnostic fee really should be called the “Showed Up” fee. DIAGNOSTIC? As if DIAGNOSIS is needed. “Yup. Pipe’s broken. Needs fixing. That’ll be $95.” 🙄 I get it. You gotta get paid, everyone does. Let’s just not call it something it ain’t.

Okay, I've TRIED, I swear to fucking god, I've TRIED to maintain a positive attitude. Lots to be grateful for, YADDA fuckin' YADDA. I'm having a shitty motherfucking year. I was going to say SUMMER, but then I started counting. Fuck this fucking goddamned fucking year. And fuck TODAY. FUUUUCK.

Jon Stewart: F*** This Shit!

Alt: Jon Stewart screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUCK as he shakes his fists at the heavens is pretty much my mood right now. But then, that's been my mood since...let's just be generous and say November of 2000. We can say there was a little time off for good behaviour - a few months between November 2008 and... February 2009. But that's about it. The rest has been shit. And that's just the fucking POLITICAL world. I haven't even BEGUN to touch on my fucking PERSONAL life. THAT? That has been shit since forever. My son has been pretty much the sole light in a reign of evil fucking soul-sucking darkness. Recently there has been another light, flickering dimly... but the darkness still reigns, mostly. And I just want to fucking pay the fine and go home, man. I AM SO FUCKING TIRED.

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“It lacks psychological, emotional, political, and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.” All else aside - THAT is SUBLIME.

Is there NOTHING they haven't POISONED? Apparently, given free rein, a VAST NUMBER of the male of this species would just as soon FUCK LITTLE KIDS as breathe air. Ergo, we must conclude pedophilia to be a NORM for human males. And act accordingly. www.instagram.com/p/DbYA31fjyh...

"The Hinterlands" is just the self-important German version of "bumfuck Egypt".

Imagine being furious on behalf of a tacky, ignorant racist because she's held accountable for screaming THE WORST racist epithet at a CHILD. And letting people KNOW you're furious about it. That's not humidity out there, folks... We live in a miasma of rabid evil dripping with hot molten stupid.

An interesting discovery about aging… I find that what I lack in youth and vigour I‘ve gained in fat and ennui.

I am absolutely FURIOUS that we are not taught this in PUBLIC SCHOOL. I would go on, but rage has taken away my words.

Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle@dytsras.bsky.social · last wk.

One of the craziest things in American history happened once on July 27th. I wouldn't be surprised if you never heard it, but the story has everything and represents everything America is. But they'll never tell your kids. They sure didn't tell me 🧵

Scientists announce the end of the Cenozoic Era and the beginning of the Smoke Em If You Got Em Era

Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse

Just once I’d like hear the news interview an old axe head, hear its story, get its angle on all of this

As a liberal, lifelong Detroit Lions fan, I'm doubly cursed; forced by political circumstance & a conscience to vote Democratic. It's as if both my teams have sucked forever, despite their star players; immortal, beloved. But when the LIONS lose, the world itself doesn't become a fucking cesspool.

I don't know why I'm getting solicitations from Bluesky in CHAT, of all places, for VERIFIED status. I'm nobody. I wouldn't qualify for a fucking blue check if I wanted one. And I don't. So what's with this nonsense? Are they just spamming everyone?

Could we call it a new kind of being ratioed if you get blocked by more people per day than followed? 😈

Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Alt: Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith gives a coy little smirk over her shoulder. SHE doesn't seem to give a shit. I've been looking at the things the people who block me lately have in common... they seem to be blocking people with lots & lots of followers... Or people who post something with which they disagree... or people who are supremely obnoxious. Can't say as I blame them on points one or three. As for point two - chickenshits.

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If they TRIED, these idiots couldn’t sabotage their own racist agenda more expertly. It’s as if they think these blatant NEON SIGNS will somehow be more effective, more quickly, than the tried & true White Supremacist Racist Dog Whistle™️ of the past four centuries. Well. Incompetence will out.

Morgan J Freeman@mjfree.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trump just ordered warning signs outside the National Museum of American History. THE WARNING: STOP TEACHING THE FULL TRUTH ABOUT SLAVERY Sugarcoat the origin story. Soften the brutality of American chattel slavery. Make it more comfortable.

He doesn’t even GO here. Trump endorsed this jackass for the governorship of a state in which he is not registered to vote. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/19/m...

MyPillow founder Mike Lindell not registered to vote in Minnesota

Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow and a leader of the election denial movement who was endorsed by President Donald Trump for Minnesota governor this week, acknowledged that he is not registered to vo...

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JD Vance was fed by the compassionate socialist system set in place in the US for hungry children and families. It worked for him. Now he wants other hungry children and families to starve. Because his billionaire masters want more tax cuts. Fuck JD Vance & the billionaires.

MAGA professional golfer whose name I’M not repeating here makes big stink at British Open, everybody castigates his appalling behaviour… And he totally overshadows the actual event & eventual winner. More people can name this asshole than who actually won. Which was the point. Not calling Trump.

Okay, that's enough of that. PALATE CLEANSER prescribed. Time for some funny fucking cats. www.youtube.com/shorts/aieTT...

When a cat that hates water sees its owner taking a bath... #cat #funny #catvideos #pets #mycat

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So, after Ralph Norman declares for Lindsey Graham's seat... Practically the first thing he does is pledge to support the SAVE THE GOP/VOTER SUPPRESSION Act. Once he's finished blowing Trump. Metaphorically. I think. Gross, dude. Wipe off your face. www.notus.org/2026-electio...

Ralph Norman Announces Campaign to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Vacant Seat

The South Carolina Republican told Fox News that he was not deterred by President Donald Trump’s early endorsement of Darline Graham.

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PURE EVIL Stephen Miller’s worldview in one video clip. "I think the ideal solution would be to cut off their fingers. I don't think it's necessary to kill them entirely. We're not a barbaric people. We respect life. Therefore, torture is the way to go. Because tortured people can live.”

That's my dipshit of a Michigan congressman, the traitor, former Lt. General Jack Bergman... Who joined other Republican morons from Michigan to CASTIGATE CANADA for the FOREST FIRES & declare if CANADA doesn't take MEANINGFUL ACTION to stop the smoke, WE WILL. 🙄 bergman.house.gov/news/documen...

Michigan Republicans: Canada's Apologies Won't Clear Michigan's Skies

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Holy shit. Ruben Gallego wasn't even sleeping with SUBORDINATES. The UNMARRIED Ruben Gallego wasn't sexually harassing ANYONE. They didn't work with him in the legislature. They worked for TEXAS DEMOCRATS. This is a fucking NONSTORY. What the fuck.

So. The UNMARRIED Gallego has a couple CONSENSUAL sexual relationships with people subordinate to him at work. Terrible look. Not good, Bob. Could get you fired some places. Let's see how it stacks up against... OH, I'VE LOST FUCKING COUNT. Not going to lose sleep over it, sorry.

Northern Michigan in the summer is usually a beautiful place to be. Unless Canada's massive forests are ablaze. Holy crap. AIR QUALITY ALERT? Yeah. There's an air quality alert. I feel like I'm back in Los Angeles. GAH!

Someone explain like I'm stupid why anyone wants McConnell anywhere other than where he is - Incapacitated: Neither dead nor removed from office, unable to fulfil his duties as a Senator, including CASTING VOTES. He's a dead Republican voting (not voting).

 Why REPLACE him with a LIVE one?