I’m not very religious but I do believe in the Second Coming* *a new episode of Reacher and Ted Lasso dropping on the same day
JUST MAKE THESE THEIR REGULAR UNIFORMS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
Parker Lewis@parkerlewis.bsky.social · 4d agoPerfect jersey matchup. I’m fired up
A ton of effort is going to go into pretending taxing rich people doesn’t work just like a lot of work went into immediately ignoring and getting rid of that expanded child tax credit once it was revealed it worked way better than expected
Citizen.Coping@propcazhpm.bsky.social · 5d agoMassachusettes "Millionaires Tax", which was targeted to fund transportation and education, has been a resounding success. It has funded FREE school lunch for ALL students, FREE buses in lowest income communities (people can get to work, etc.), and FREE community college. And "exodus" was minimal.
Breaking news: I spit on another Cybertruck in the grocery store parking lot. Viva la resistencia, motherfucker
Breaking news: I spit on another Cybertruck in the grocery store parking lot. Viva la resistencia, motherfucker
Have it your way: submissive and breedable
sarah-rah-rasputin@fannybandit69.bsky.social · last wk.which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
Have it your way: submissive and breedable
sarah-rah-rasputin@fannybandit69.bsky.social · last wk.which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
Treating myself to a little bit of stolen valor by only wearing military-issue PT shorts on my hot girl walks.
Treating myself to a little bit of stolen valor by only wearing military-issue PT shorts on my hot girl walks.
The lowest bar you can clear in supporting trans people is not playing fucking wordle. Apparently that’s a bridge too far for the beloved shitbag nerd who wants your answer in the form of a question
There’s thirty seconds in the new Spider-Man movie which you can’t tell me wasn’t written and shot as a homage to Columbo. And I’m here for that 5 foot 5 British short king playing Spider-Man as America’s foremost destroyer of wealthy criminals from now on
Friday night reminder: A.I. is morally repugnant. Whatever lies you tell yourself to use it doesn’t change the fact that it’s amoral. I will always consider you lazy, unfunny, dumb, and a thief.
Friday night reminder: A.I. is morally repugnant. Whatever lies you tell yourself to use it doesn’t change the fact that it’s amoral. I will always consider you lazy, unfunny, dumb, and a thief.
Ken Jennings is blocking everyone. Imagine caring more about your special little fascist phone game than you do about trans people. What is Disgrazia, you bigoted, thin skinned fucking nerd?
The New York Times is a mobile game company that funds a fascist propaganda machine. Wordle is a tool of the oppressors. Stop playing all their games and snuff out their oxygen.
Versed and Fet intravenously is the Cadillac Margarita of drug cocktails. I feel like a million god damn dollars. They should put this shit in the water supply
Mr. Cait@chas.bsky.social · 3w agoThey gave me Versed and Fentanyl at the doctor’s. Daddy’s getting a steak bomb sub, the weirdest bag of Doritos I can legally acquire, and a bottle of full diesel Hawaiian Punch. Which is what I told the nice nurse when she told me to eat whatever I want. Let’s see how serious they were about that
They gave me Versed and Fentanyl at the doctor’s. Daddy’s getting a steak bomb sub, the weirdest bag of Doritos I can legally acquire, and a bottle of full diesel Hawaiian Punch. Which is what I told the nice nurse when she told me to eat whatever I want. Let’s see how serious they were about that
I bought something called a “rucking plate carrier” because I’m sick of taking long leisurely walks. I’d much rather take shorter walks that might kill me.
I bought something called a “rucking plate carrier” because I’m sick of taking long leisurely walks. I’d much rather take shorter walks that might kill me.
Having a saved eBay search for “Capilene” has resulted in a seller offering me 20% off a Patagonia King’s County Explorer Search and Rescue t-shirt. Stolen valor, here I come
Chris Hemsworth as Thor is proving to be the best casting in a comic book movie in film history. Absolutely insane return on investment. Especially considering the first two Thor movies kind of sucked.
Bryson is right about using over sized grips on golf clubs, and also the dumbest motherfucker crybaby in the country club Hitler youth
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 4w agoPapa! Papa! The refs are being mean to me!
Chris Hemsworth as Thor is proving to be the best casting in a comic book movie in film history. Absolutely insane return on investment. Especially considering the first two Thor movies kind of sucked.
Argentina hasn’t seen this many dives since all those submarines from “Europe” showed up in 1945
Argentina hasn’t seen this many dives since all those submarines from “Europe” showed up in 1945
Good news: I found the worst guy — whoever is driving that Tesla Model Swastika with “Schrute Farms Bed and Breakfast” stenciled on the side, and “fully autonomous vehicle” across the windshield. I know in my bones this person sucks dogshit with a straw
Good news: I found the worst guy — whoever is driving that Tesla Model Swastika with “Schrute Farms Bed and Breakfast” stenciled on the side, and “fully autonomous vehicle” across the windshield. I know in my bones this person sucks dogshit with a straw