Rating your urethral structure while you piss on me:

My piss tastes bad because I’m a coyote.

I am obsessed with this design and delivery. I genuinely think it's peak.

Kaz Coyotl 𓃦@mow.bsky.social · 4h ago

This guy is peak character design.

I also got one. This is just really gross and the flyer was made with AI, too. 1. DO NOT GO even to “mess it up.” You are putting yourself in danger 2. Do not confront them at events. Tell staff instead.

Furgen County 🔜 Non Bergen County Areas (oops)@furgencounty.bsky.social · 15h ago

Found out about this fake meetup through @nyfurs.org . The "meet" is just bait to get furry hate content for a livestream known as Sam Hyde's Fishtank.

This guy is peak character design.

Museum of Ice Cream is a waste of money. lol

Chicago is such a prettier city than Toronto. I hate how most Canadian cities have little to no architectural or environmental sauce.

to wile e. coyote: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

😴

“Hi, I’m here for a wash.” Me: yeah, no problem. *strokes his cock*

God gave me GI issues because he knew my autistic-ass would stim on these 24/7 and go through a bottle in 3 days.

Onyx Fox@garbitchman.bsky.social · yesterday

what a beautiful sight

cool game

Omakase is not set meals. Literally just what the chef thinks is appropriate in the moment. Just call it 7 course meal or something than omakase; it’s needlessly pretentious.

Fluffy fall

If any hot dragon dude wanna get bathed, please call me.

Y’all want sly men but y’all recoil when we commit tax fraud.

Julia M. Rohrer@dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 3d ago

Phew, what a relief.

Bi-curious

I was in elementary school and we used to play notebook RPG during recess and guess who was that week’s boss? You guessed right, Osama Bin Warden.

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 3d ago

always mystified by the suggestion that Gen Z and younger were the ones who disrespectfully turned 9/11 into a meme. i was at a school in NJ where classmates lost parents, didn't know if my own dad was okay, you could see Ground Zero from a nearby hill, and the lads were cracking jokes by lunchtime

Pet play except I bathe you in the bathtub while someone else holds a wad of peanut butter for you to lick.

Another toon comm done for @mow.bsky.social! Special thanks for asking me do Wile E reference, hehe #NevadoDraws #furry

That face is what really sells it.

Amadose 🔞@amadose.bsky.social · 3d ago

Conrad from Drag'n Wash

A good furry porn game is double benefit for the horny community because furry artists will also draw porn of the game.

When I tie my hair back, I look like I am very good at Linux.

By the way, dear kobold moots: I understand your freak way better.

I’m happy a furry made a horny game and it seems like a bunch of furries bought it.

Get vored

Devs, if you see this:

Kaz Coyotl 𓃦@mow.bsky.social · 2d ago

Wh… what if I was the breeding mount… 👉👈💦

Ok, I bought it and it is VERY horny.

Kaz Coyotl 𓃦@mow.bsky.social · 2d ago

So like, is the dragon wash game just porn or what?

What is more genuine than being able to share a part of you that is typically shamed by society?

CalyxGoblin 🔞@calyxgoblin.bsky.social · 3d ago

In my experience some of the best people are both.