Jeff Noon

@jeffnoon.bsky.social

Writer of Science Fiction and Crime Novels

The bugs are planted The hidden cameras are switched on The motion-sensors stand ready The lip-reader is prepared The tripwire awaits a footstep... All we need now is a subject

Repo Man he came a-calling He took away my pain That repo man he came a-calling He repossessed my dreadful pain O Mister Repo Man, I’m begging you Please bring it back again

The Moon Speaks Sorry for all the dogs howling, the perilous tides, the lunacy, and all the bad poems that I inspired. Sorry. Also, the werewolves. My fault. Truly sorry.

They imagined Kafka’s Castle as a holiday attraction. But it was never quite finished, the plans fading even as they were drawn up, the architect led away by the police for selling a building that never actually existed.

I rest by the overflow, where the city’s unwritten stories run down to the river, and from there to the sea: words words words words words words words words words, flowing through my fingers.

Moving outwards from Ground Zero, we encounter: 1) Black Earth 2) Zone of Whispers 3) Ghost Birds 4) Kingdom Ruled by Insects 5) Fog People 6) Normality 7) Ultra Normality 8) Town of No Hair 9) Gift Shop

In total, over a period of twelve months, the company delivered twenty-five canisters of reality to Mr McLean’s home. It’s not enough: he’s still fading away at the edges.

Red of eye and crimson at the lips, the vampires pose in the all-night blood arcades, showing off their sickly sweet glamour. Ah well. Tomorrow, it’s back to work in the banks, call centres and insurance offices of the city.

Take off your shades, and your hat and the veil. Oh yeah, and the wig, the spray-on tan, and the photoshopped FX. Now at last we’re equal. Now we’re both invisible.

Tingle dust is best applied at night, spread sparingly over the skin. It is made from the residue of celebrity ghosts, from soft traces of charisma gathered from the air. (Warning: external use only.)

He’s on the high street everyday, sitting against the wall with his painted sign: “Ex Imperial Stormtrooper. Wounded at Battle of Hoth. Please give what you can.” His white and black helmet rests on the pavement next to him, cracked at temple and brow.

Sound and Vision (Remix) Original colour of the room in Berlin: red, red bloodstained red. Colour of the room when Bowie lived there: blue, blue, electric blue. Colour of the room now: grey, grey, fade to grey.

2/3) I praise the algorithms of my skull where the stories are born. These fragile, crumbling algorithms, each day a little weaker, each night a little closer to meltdown.

Blade Runner: the Truth at Last Say what? He’s never even been to the Tannhauser Gate, never mind Orion! Time to die? Yeah, sure. Temporary Shutdown, more like. Believe me: Roy’s just biding his time.