Captchas are hitting right in the feels lately.
Ocelot
@shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
Just a wild cat. https://substack.com/@ocelot3?r=71i0az&utm_medium=ios
This lawsuit from Apple against OpenAI is wild.
I mean, not to tell anyone how to run his business, but when the CEO is on X telling vendors he's going to help them sue the LLC he's the CEO of, and then, you know, strips a bunch of wells out of that entity into an Alaska LLC for $10, seems like shareholders should know. But opinions vary.
Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 💪@keubiko.bsky.social · 3mo agolol in the past 2 months this company has done two name changes, swapped out execs, had the CEO arrested on charges of theft and organized crime, had some kind of "Stock Change", diluted shareholders by 22% with stock issuance, and has made no filings on OTC Markets whatsoever. #Murica $AZRH
There are few certainties in life. This is one of them.
You've all heard about the fountain of youth. But have you all heard about the magic oil wells that don't deplete?
Jay Clayton is a walking dildo, but he's 1000 times better than Bill Pulte.
When your OTC filings forget to mention that, in addition to 4 Billion votes, your shares are convertible into 4 Billion common, representing 98.6% potential dilution, but you let it slip. Third image is old 2019 filing (prior to current crew getting the shell).
I haven't commented much on this name, but it's like a DDoS attack of insanity. One of my fave stories is that one of the vendors this guy (allegedly) owes money to, stalked him to an "Allsups" store in Texas and beat the piss out of him next to the chips and Jack Links.
Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 💪@keubiko.bsky.social · 3mo agoTip: When a District Attorney announces she's investigating you, don't make an insane video attacking, insulting, and threatening her ("you better watch it!").
And the clown in the middle is Houston Wade, currently in jail for trying to lure and rape an 11 -year-old girl. www.kiro7.com/news/local/b...
the guy doing the dildo slapping is "PP," aka "The Vape Ape," a pusher of the conspiracy theory that a series of children's books contain hidden messages insinuating that all defunct Bed Bath & Beyond shares will be reinstated and more valuable than NVIDIA. Pulte had him MCing much of this event
the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 3mo agoBREAKING: President Trump taps housing finance director Bill Pulte as acting director of national intelligence to replace Tulsi Gabbard.
Thankfully, it was a police sting and there wasn't an actual 11 year old involved with this scumbag. Screen grab from the reported body cam footage of the cops emptying the bag of tricks in the hotel room he rented. I got into it with him on X, The Everything App, as he was an $MMTLP pumper.
Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 💪@keubiko.bsky.social · 3mo agoAnd the clown in the middle is Houston Wade, currently in jail for trying to lure and rape an 11 -year-old girl. www.kiro7.com/news/local/b...
Periodic reminder that Pulte ran events for meme stock idiot bagholders where people would pay money to watch dildos slapping each other with dildos. The image on the bottom here has a bonus dildo in the middle looking on - Houston Wade who is in the slammer for trying to lure and rape an 11 yr old.
Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 💪@keubiko.bsky.social · 3mo agoSweet Moses.
There's a certain OTC shitco out there that is imploding. Many have pointed out real problems, but they've missed the good stuff. Really good stuff. One day I will elaborate. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
There's an earthquake in the $MMTLP Baggie community. Looks like Rep. Thomas Massie started banging one of the nutjobs that were harrassing members of Congress, and now she's accusing him of shenanigans right before his primary vote.
The craziest part of this story is how Massie’s accuser was one of the most notable $MMAT and $MMTLP pumpers/promoters leading up to the spinout. Really can’t make it up. www.axios.com/2026/05/13/t...
Thomas Massie's ex accuses him of hush money offer
"You're not going to make a difference. Just walk away," she said Massie told her.
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New Substack on latest FINRA disciplinary action against Barclays for violations of Reg Sho: open.substack.com/pub/ocelot0/...
Egregious Naked Short Selling or a Nothing-Burger?
A Quick Look at the Latest Barclays Disciplinary Action by FINRA for Reg Sho Violations
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Breaking: Elon Musk defrauded Twitter investors when he disparaged the company in 2022 in an effort to buy the social media platform for a lower price than his original $44 billion bid, a jury concluded
Elon Musk Misled Twitter Investors Before 2022 Buyout, Jury Says
Elon Musk defrauded Twitter Inc. investors when he disparaged the company in 2022 in an effort to buy the social media platform for a lower price than his original $44 billion bid, a jury concluded.
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I have a whole list of uncompleted articles that I started but never got around to finishing. I only got as far as the title on this one, a few months back. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
Goobers must be a @keubiko.bsky.social Substack reader. Not good when even Goobs sees through it.🤣🤣🤣
$MMTLP baggies in shambles (evergreen post). @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
First clip from this week's Truth Be Told Baggie Travis creates an "AI app" that basically tells him he is an idiot. $AMC @keubiko.bsky.social youtu.be/11qUnlpVHrE
Baggie Travis Creates AI Slop Cope
YouTube video by A Noisy Corax
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Current state of the $MMAT bankruptcy. Clowns steering the ship. (Gemini nano banana is great but couldn’t get it to spell ‘bankruptcy’ correctly!) Sad. Ha!
