No Functional Purpose
@nfpmidwest.bsky.social
Mid-tempo emotional punk rock from Omaha, NE https://linktr.ee/nofunctionalpurpose
The girl with the Dragonborn tattoo
offal house@grovewalker.bsky.social · 2d agothe girl with the dragula tattoo
If you are aware that Jesse Lacy preyed on minors and are still a Brand New fan, you are a literal piece of shit.
One of Nebraska's few victories was flipping a house seat. Unfortunately it was for an AIPAC Democrat.
Just watched Battle Royale for the first time and now I don't know how I'm going to get through my shift tonight.
huge gap in my timeline between the trans people watching draconian anti trans laws pass in Washington and Colorado and all the liberals confidently assuring themselves that everything is good and normal again
People from Nebraska watching everyone else being excited about their states flipping.
Trans kids in Nebraska, we love you. We're disappointed that transphobia is overwhelmingly accepted here.
I just know tomorrow rural Nebraska is gonna fuck things up for the rest of us like they have been. I hope I'm proven wrong.
You literally cannot make this up. Nebraska invents new ways to lose every week
The celebrity deaths this year have been homophobic I stg
We lost another legend... my heart sank reading this. My deepest condolences to his family...
Ken Plume@kenplume.bsky.social · 3w agoUnbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/
Brb gonna yumeship with Himeno from Chainsaw Man
Damn, every food truck at the downtown park is using AI on their menus. I'm just gonna wait to get home to eat.
protecting the dolls is not enough. you also need to give the dolls jobs that pay a living wage and don't suck
Unfortunately still the case in 2026 since they're still touring
No Functional Purpose@nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 2y agoIf you're going to see Br*nd N*w in 2025, you're letting me know that you support a predator and I can't feel safe around you.
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
Band Updates: - LP1 entering mixing phase. Release date TBA - Started working on new songs - Looking to play one or two more shows in 2026. Not until November since Michael is getting married this month - Currently in the design phase for new merch to coincide with LP1
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
If you're in these 3 states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Alaska Rhode Island South Carolina Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check everything is in order. Do it now. And there's a lot to vote for across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield@patblanchfield.bsky.social · last mo.new wolfenstein looks like shit
