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jay // 25+ // she/her, he/him // 🔞 the maya fey whisperer has logged on // also fe3h & atla https://arnaulting.straw.page

ok now that it's confirmed seteth i can properly make fun of him for his dye job. that's the box dye you get in highschool where your hair turns nuclear yellow instead of blond. my man what are you doing. i love you

anatolia's design is like they sat down and said "what if a beautiful woman in fire emblem fortune's weave wore clothes that covered her chest and torso and at least some of her legs." i'm really proud of them i truly didn't think they were capable of it

being able to play the routes in parallel And seeing more well-designed darker-skinned characters is making me actually more excited than i expected to be . like i was going to play the game no matter what but i'm shocked at how much that direct got me jazzed for it

anatolia and noctula . wow . i love having two hands . i love having two hands . one to hold noctula's hand and the other to try to hold anatolia's hand but she's too busy [checks notes] shooting someone with a gauntlet

is the female character actually poorly-written or do you just lack the capacity to care about women. and if she IS genuinely poorly-written would you be extrapolating on her character and engaging in fan works to address those problems if she were a man.

i read the entirety of the secret history (for the first time) over the last two days due to mental illness, and my main takeaway is: richard papen u r a pussy and everything would’ve probably turned out fine if you kissed more men .

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dimitri: i’m sorry you’re feeling depressed sylvain, shall i eat a banana in front of you and you can waggle your eyebrows suggestively? sylvain: idk man i’m not sure if even that will help dimitri: no?? she ba on my na till i na? sylvain: sylvain: fuck ok i’m i think i’m cured

after all my shenanigans this morning, i just have one thing to add, and it's that in all fucked up scenarios i put dorothea in, you must know that ferdinand is off to the side dry-heaving about the fact that she isn't experiencing the perfect romance

dorovain where sylvain is always overprotective of dorothea but she ends up being the one saving his life in a pinch. dorobert where hubert is always going on about how dorothea can handle herself but then ends up bailing her out of a sticky situation. best of both worlds

thinking about where edelgard falls in the classism spectrum and i Do think she venmo requests everyone in the strike force after pizza night (except petra, who has her blocked) and dorothea fatally does not get the ick from this

i ship edelthea, and by that i do not mean "edelgard and dorothea get married", i mean "dorothea warns anyone she falls for that she'd leave them for edelgard in a heartbeat, if only she asked. edelgard will never ask"