Sàcèr🔜Furrydelphia

@anidsacer.bsky.social

Pronounced "sah-care" ; he/him | 28 | 18+ | babyfur | SEPTA-key-holder P: Shadyadi B: PlinkiePoi Formally Sàcèr Sïètè, informally Sacer, and Sàcèr Sïdïr Sïètè when I've broken something.

Wearing pull-ups all the time now irl because I genuinely need to, not because of any degree of incontinence, but because I can't help myself from edging when I'm in bed and on my tummy, and I never know when I'm gonna have a sticky accident. .//.

Before taking me out of my crib to start my day, Mommy lets me know the package of Huggies I modelled for has finally hit the shelves. Shows me it next to my missing poster and says I'll only be recognized for one of them, and then spends all of morning changies cooing about how I'm such a crybaby.

I maintain that chastity makes for such a wonderful attitude adjustment. Little boys and girls who depend on Mommy and Daddy to make stickies are so much better-behaved. I'll show you what I mean. Say it with me, now... 🍥A~needy~boy~is~a~good~boy🍥 🍥A~boy~who~craves~is~a~boy~who~behaves🍥

My stock answer to "how are you" lately has been "great now that you're hear." It's such a kiss-ass thing to say, and a few of us started saying it as a bit but it is oddly flattering if it's someone you've learned to take a compliment from. It's not irony poisoning, it's an irony cure.

This week's fixation is the phrase "mommy caught me." I bought some of the size 8 diapers that still fit me and am sprawled on my bed, playing video games. Mommy comes home early, and I hear her clear her throat and she's in my door way. It's too late to cover up, and there's no way she doesn't...

so uh, yeah. casually using my dormant bsky for the very first time just to cast a stone at FA with my family. That's just what it took, I guess, but typing out my thoughts did help ease that frustration. I love FA, it was once my home and I'd rather not abandon it without a fight. Just sad to see.