Runners: Will my legs ever adjust? Or will I have sore legs until I die?
Emi the Sweary Cook🌵
@undercoveremi.bsky.social
Freelance writer, Full-time fan trash, good cook. Recent cancer survivor. Moronic health advice you saw on YouTube will get you blocked. She/her.
The FFX replay is going quite well. I’ve secured all the ultimate weapons but 1 ( @rexvrex.bsky.social has lightning to jump), and I’ve turned my attention to farming spheres from the Arena to get all the stats to 255 and building AP farming weapons. Bit of a slog, but fucking rewarding!
I would like to try the Ted Lasso Jalapeno Cognac. It sounds super gross on paper but I’ll drink anything and I’m open to surprises. There’s a version of that that could work! I think
I’ve posted this dish before, but it looked so nice tonight I thought I’d post it twice. Bruschetta chicken pasta! The secret is marinating the tomatoes in oil and balsamic vinegar for a few hours before you cook. 🍜🍽️
I love the camera going to Colbert and Oliver’s very beautiful wives. Indisputable proof that if you are goofy a hottie will let you hit
The fucking Octopus thing!? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!?
Ok no. No Game of Thrones Mariska skit allowed. Nope. My culture is not your costume!! 😡
If they cut the skits and ads down to 1/6 of the broadcast and showed all the awards they’ve moved to Creative Arts in the last ten years in the ceremony, I would commit to buying one (1) product from each advertiser
I just had to explain to my husband that Taylor Swift’s cat really is named for Olivia Benson. He asked me how I know that, since I am not even remotely a Swiftie. I have no answer to this question but… ambient internet?
My god these sketches are bad. Make it stop. Please make it stop.
That’s twice now the Pitt vote got split. Fuuuuck
They keep advertising hotels like the primary Emmy viewers are interested in hotels. Sirs, our cats are not there. We are not interested.
It would’ve been very funny if Katie Dipold wore the BABADOOK costume to the Emmys
Can't believe how selfish Rhea was for talking for a whole 75 seconds after finally winning an Emmy. Doesn't she know we need to save time for more lame produced bits + 22 minutes of commercials an hour? Amazing these actors and writers think the Emmy show is about THEM.
TV critics' long national nightmare is over: Rhea Seehorn finally is Emmy-winner Rhea Seehorn.
TV critics' long national nightmare is over: Rhea Seehorn finally is Emmy-winner Rhea Seehorn.
FINALLY!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THOSE WORDS FOR YEARS!!!
That’s two wrongs. I had Katherine LaNasa. The Pitt vote probably got split, which doesn’t bode well for my pick in Supporting Actor in a drama 🤔
Maybe a twofer for Rhys!? I had Oscar Isaac for this one but I’ve got Rhys for comedy! I want the all the best things for that man
They should have Kate O’Flynn with a rifle on the statue until the winner is announced
The song sketches have to stop. They’re so fucking embarrassing for everyone involved. Just… no
Every year between Emmys Red Carpets I forget what a smoke show John Oliver’s wife is. Damn!
Picks are ready for tonight. I’d like to find an upset to root for, but I think the common wisdom has it this year. I’m also sick of my list getting shorter every year. Stop moving awards to Creative Arts! I want to see them in the ceremony!