It’s so nice to be at a bar alone. My natural habitat and I don’t get to do it very often anymore. Unfortunately I gotta chug this last beer and go cause they’re about to do trivia. If I’m here for trivia I’m going to be here all night. Bar trivia is my calling. I’ve never lost.
Emi the Sweary Cook🌵
@undercoveremi.bsky.social
Freelance writer, Full-time fan trash, good cook. Recent cancer survivor. Moronic health advice you saw on YouTube will get you blocked. She/her.
Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
A special treat just for me! And the calories don’t count cause I walked here! (Hence a frozen marg rather than my usual rocks)
Hannah Waddingham’s body is incredible though. I hope I can get mine anywhere near that awesome when I’m her age
Rewatching Ted Lasso before the new season and there are some great moments, don’t get me wrong, but there are some serious missteps. They’ve been all well covered by critics, but I can’t get over the Ted/Rebecca dad trauma edited together thing. It’s so bad.
I do not love the new thing where it says if someone you follow liked a post you’re looking at. I’m a generous girl. I’m very free with my likes! I like a ridiculous number of posts a day. I don’t need that being obvious.
Rewatching Ted Lasso before the new season and there are some great moments, don’t get me wrong, but there are some serious missteps. They’ve been all well covered by critics, but I can’t get over the Ted/Rebecca dad trauma edited together thing. It’s so bad.
"the evidence is quite clear that voters don’t think Democrats are too extreme. They think Democrats are weak." There's your answer peeps. Look like you're willing to fight MAGAism, and support candidates - left or center - who will fight.
New in PN: Moderate Democrats have a choice to make "They can spend the next three months reinforcing Republican messaging about their party & making it less likely Dems take power. Or they can put the 'battle for the soul of the party' off for a while and do what they can to help their party win."
I’m so glad I changed my reply settings. Had a food post break containment just a little and there are no weird comments. I don’t know why I didn’t do this the instant they added the feature. It’s a serious quality of life improvement.
Bruschetta Chicken Pasta with garlic bread from scratch! Took all afternoon and was completely worth it. Tomato season is the best season. 🍽️🍜
I have got to stop scheduling myself to make bread on workout days. I am so exhausted and I don’t even have proper dinner on the table yet. At least I did a lot of the prep this afternoon so it won’t be too arduous.
Look what this mean man tried to make me do! I couldn’t do it, naturally, but I did manage one leg at a time. That’s more than I thought I could do! And the buildup was definitely helpful. I managed all those moves and I definitely busted my ass for all 45 minutes. So tired now.
Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
My poor @rexvrex.bsky.social is really upset about House of the Dragon tonight. He doesn’t like it when the dragons fight and he is so sad! I feel terrible. He only watches for me. 😭
That awkward moment when your situationship invites his mother to live in your house #HOTD #HouseoftheDragon
Better late than never! This is the House of the Dragon thread for tonight. Mute em if you’re not watching! 🐉
I’m late to House of the Dragon tonight. Dinner was too good and I needed to focus on the glorious deliciousness. I’ll be right there as soon as we finish the dishes!
I’ve outdone myself. Filet topped with sautéed mushrooms and onions, layered Parmesan potatoes, and seared broccoli. This was exceptional. 🍽️🍜
I was going to make Parmesan potato stacks today, but the spirit moved me. These guys wanted to be layered. I’m very excited to see how they turn out! 🍽️🍜
In elementary school our library was segregated into k-3 and 4-5th, but not for me. The librarian said I could have the 4-5th books when I was in 2nd grade. The other kids were like wtf on library day. Still chasing that high tbh.
Calling the banners! Back to school season is once again upon us! We are all making sacrifices at home to survive the current economy. And if we want it to change, we need all of us to make it. Especially the children. ⬇️
Two weeks into the new program and I am so sore. There are muscles hurting me now that I wasn’t even aware I had a year ago
Sub 100 likes and yet the fucking weirdos still come out of the woodwork. Fucking Discover tab istfg
I think the menu is decided. Filet mignon with seared broccoli and Parmesan potatoes, chicken bruschetta pasta with side salad, big salad with crispy chicken, and tortellini with leftover meatballs from the freezer. Thursday is always “thrown together Thursday” where I make magic of the leftovers.
I want to make steak au poivre again tonight, but I cannot. For it is Sunday in Texas and I am not allowed to buy cognac. This state is very stupid.
Turns out our 20 year old smol tv still works and its one hdmi input works with the Apple TV we got in a raffle at our old apartment. I can airplay my workout videos now instead of trying to go off my phone screen! For free!
Oh no there is family law shit happening and the husband is yelling about procedure again (complimentary)
Nick Offerman is great in everything, but he’s really great in Margo’s Got Money Troubles. I was enjoying it before he showed up, but he just brings the whole thing up to 11.
Nick Offerman is great in everything, but he’s really great in Margo’s Got Money Troubles. I was enjoying it before he showed up, but he just brings the whole thing up to 11.