Emi the Sweary Cook🌵

@undercoveremi.bsky.social

Freelance writer, Full-time fan trash, good cook. Recent cancer survivor. Moronic health advice you saw on YouTube will get you blocked. She/her.

It’s so nice to be at a bar alone. My natural habitat and I don’t get to do it very often anymore. Unfortunately I gotta chug this last beer and go cause they’re about to do trivia. If I’m here for trivia I’m going to be here all night. Bar trivia is my calling. I’ve never lost.

Rewatching Ted Lasso before the new season and there are some great moments, don’t get me wrong, but there are some serious missteps. They’ve been all well covered by critics, but I can’t get over the Ted/Rebecca dad trauma edited together thing. It’s so bad.

I’m so glad I changed my reply settings. Had a food post break containment just a little and there are no weird comments. I don’t know why I didn’t do this the instant they added the feature. It’s a serious quality of life improvement.

Look what this mean man tried to make me do! I couldn’t do it, naturally, but I did manage one leg at a time. That’s more than I thought I could do! And the buildup was definitely helpful. I managed all those moves and I definitely busted my ass for all 45 minutes. So tired now.

A screenshot from Apple Fitness yoga. The instructor Dice is doing a Crow pose. His arms are extended and supporting his body while his legs are curled in, knees to armpits.

Calling the banners! Back to school season is once again upon us! We are all making sacrifices at home to survive the current economy. And if we want it to change, we need all of us to make it. Especially the children. ⬇️

I think the menu is decided. Filet mignon with seared broccoli and Parmesan potatoes, chicken bruschetta pasta with side salad, big salad with crispy chicken, and tortellini with leftover meatballs from the freezer. Thursday is always “thrown together Thursday” where I make magic of the leftovers.