🐽 🔞 HOG UNCRANKED 🔞 🐽
@kanoodlezoodle.bsky.social
I came from Twitter because it's STINKY. Big shape enthusiast. Current Hyperfixation: Dead By Daylight Icon: Omar223 27/Male/draws & commissions weird kinks BEWARE
"You gotta have the proper body to handle Big Walk! Luckily, we're more than big enough for the walk! Just look at how R O T U N D we are!"
"Solving puzzles is very fun, but sometimes you can't help but notice how similar the items can be to your own Walker! We really are that pear-shaped!"
Today's a good day for a walk. Or a sit. I like these drinking bird critters!
"It's really hard to get lost when you've got a friend who's butt is 10 times your size! I don't think you can carry them, though...at least they really put the Big in Big Walk!"
"The trial begins and The Pig is in pursuit of her first target. They won't see her coming..." Lovely artwork done by @omar2203.bsky.social!
My Walksona or whatever you call it He sure knows how to Big Walk
"Wistra is a mother to two kids and lives in a magical forest known as Elkhart Woods! She's a friend to all and a lovely woman to get to know!" Lovely artwork done by bsky.app/profile/omar...
I think Pig should have a mini-mori if she downs a survivor with a reverse bear trap on and they're on death hook Just pop their head with a remote or something.
I don't care what anyone says I will defend Simipour with my life. The other two can rot for all I care.
"This is what we call Pork Buns. Hefty hog assets, if you will. Pig is gonna be sneaking around much less with those things jiggling across the map..." Lovely artwork done by an anonymous artist.
Dead By Daylight is so funny because the most recent killer is a literal angel with the power to smite you with holy light and send you to the 50th dead world and the older killers are like "I can place beartraps on the floor" and "I can ring a bell and turn invisible."
"Clearly we need to buff Pig. So we decided to funnel a ton of assets into her! Now she's gonna be amazing (she cannot move for the entire trial)" Lovely artwork done by @milk-knight.bsky.social!
