what if I told you it took me a month to go through the 6 sec process of resetting my password here

I didn’t check the skeet!!!! but the flowers made me cry a lil bc I’m just a girl!!!!!!!

Nandre@handle.invalid · 2y ago

Bought my girlfriend flowers today but she won't know because she never checks my skeets!

pov: i worked out three times in one week

Hey I’m in this! Come watch us solve a moidah tonight at 7CST

Luffert@leadbellyluffy.bsky.social · 2y ago

Murder Mystery - Tonight at 8 PM EST [ twitch.tv/shaaaun_ ]

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Pinapl@pinapl.itch.io · 2y ago

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everything i do leads to me pissing again. choice is an illusion

another drawing i started and decided i could finish in a year or two

are you there god, it’s me flaky Live yappin over at twitch.tv/buttery_flaky

starting to think no one in this chilis has read Dostoyevsky

it's time for me to receive more followers

pov you live in my apt complex and I just airdropped you a nuclear semiotics meme I made while binging hoarders

there needs to be an equivalent of that thing people do with their hands to remember right vs left but for IUD and IED

when im watching oppenheimer and he starts to make a bomb

When dreams become reality (sexual)

what if we touched turkey legs at the state fair (non-sexual)

my mom told me a story today that I’d never heard. 2 yrs ago she accidentally locked herself out of her house. She was alone, had no phone, no shoes, &it was freezing. All she had was her Switch which she used to send my nana an SOS letter in Animal Crossing. I will NEVER stop thinking about this.

never mind- this app has been compromised already

Nandre@handle.invalid · 3y ago

This is me as a hippo

interact if youre into: -Kody brown hair discourse -the ethics of pheromone use on coworkers (non-sexual) -feminism as it relates to danish pee curls -discontinued vintage makeup dupes -rare fragrances -beginner chainmail techniques -the singularity -mothman eating your entire ass at a denny’s

finally a safe space to talk about semi-sentient brain organoids