editing makes me drink way too many beers man. this the shit i'm supposed to be passionate about. but my passion is a beer.
when that one guy in the pitt loses his nail and hes like "ah great. 10% off manicures." funniest shit ive ever fucking heard. image unrelated kinda
the difference in their smiles. see what happens when you decide to be bisexual instead of 28.
at my girlfriend's house. it's like i never left home. there's comfort in knowing she's there and loves me from every angle. she lets me pretend to be gay online. zero judgement. i've never felt this before
watching the first episode of the pitt again and everyones like hello i'm a doctor
I decided to swipe right on the person who i thought was too hot for me and we matched . never give up
making a hole thru the keyboard of my laptop so i can fuck it while i'm playing papers please #ninajirachi
Only i should be able to vote. i would ask bluesky what the wokes want
just spending my evening take selfies in the dark with the flash on to see how greasy i can really be
penises only really look good in pics. their vibe irl is too perverted especially with the whole ass horny human with a weird voice and opinions attached to it
