Being horny all the time really sucks. 0/10 would not recommend
JupiterFlood
@jupiterflood.bsky.social
Time traveller, Ancient (He/They/Any pronouns) “Per Dolorem Ad Astra” 💀✨
"Every small detail of Brom's awful story returned to haunt his recollection." -The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949) Jeez, what a thing to say. No notes.
Hydrate. Like, right now. By the time you feel thirsty, your body is already dehydrated. Go get a drink. I'll wait. #FaerieGodmother
Y'all literally? Learning how to talk to yourself like this is invaluable. Originally posted by Soulst3r on Tiktok. A thread:
Random YouTuber: “And, I’ll see you in the next video!” Me watching: “That’s not how videos work.”
When you're your favorite boys' favorite boy
How do yall balance trying to be a full time artist when you have a full time job? How do y'all that have dine it do it? Because i cant seem to.
Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
Life hack: assume every tweet is just the poster's introspection about themself. Even if phrased like advice. They're just thinking out loud about themself, not trying to formulate some universal truth for every context under the sun. Trust me, bro. You'll have a better online experience
There are lpts of negative emotions behind this #drawing but i'm still very proud of how it came out. #selkie #portrait #fantasyportrait #characterdesign #fantasycharacter
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but: If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present. Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
@xclassingcraftsman.bsky.social hey! I didn’t remember I’m already on here! lol
"Why didn't women speak out about those creeps sooner?" Okay so- what you are not going to do is blame women for the actions of men
