As ready as can be for tonight, and as anxious as can be for tonight.

Listen, I'm just as surprised as you. It was a lot of poop, like I genuinely didn't think I was capable of such destruction! I'm sorry! Seriously!

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Me at 3am after seven beers telling the ice cream sundae in detail how I'm going to devour it

Having lunch at the pub by my physiotherapy place and I stg I heard a willhelm scream come out of someone's phone. I'm not crazy, you're crazy!!

I don't care that much for deadlock

...The suspect, known by our surveillance team as "Doughie Joey" was last seen carrying a bird to his inevitable demise...

I activated like a sleeper agent soon as i felt it, there was no code

You're delusional, old man. Your brain is lying to you, and your face is lying to me.

Remember to take some time this fall and give your fan filters a good dusting.

I have two modes whenever oomfs bring me into the game they're playing: Steal/loot everything in sight Kill everything that moves

Slop: ❌ Sloppy: ✔

Bro sounded tough till the autotune chorus happened hahahah

Maybe everything that could have been was thrown away

I would get actual videos at one point in time

Four hundred and twenty point six nine.

Every time I hear Radioactive on the radio, I regard it as a bad omen.

Why are Australians so knowledgable about (specifically) my province's fucked up politics. Odd thing to focus on.

Wardogs, except I'm just hanging around the team's tower outpost and playing a steveMRE video through my mic the entire time

Wardogs on the Oceanic servers can be really comical, even if you have to put up with 160 ping.

You know.. This all originally started because Alice Deejay asked me if I thought I'm better off a Loam, and I said yes.

Big natural huh? ..oh..

How is the 400mg pill easier to swallow than the 200mg pill. How they fit 200 more mg in there, or is the other guy wasting space

I am gonna rack up SO many travel points when It's my turn to buy the frame!! SO many points

......Sure! I'd frame it and put it on my wall, that's some cool shit!

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · last mo.

"Flight," created by artist Tim Andraka

#watdatmean

The power went out, so I went and bought a thingy, then found a gizmo for the thingy

I'm stoned af and I got this lady on the street talking about how many jiu-jitsu places there are around here and how that's weird in some conspiracy type of way. Lady what the fuck?

Oh yeah! I'm horned the fuck out right now!