This just sorta fell out of the guitar (you can tell because I’m figuring it out as I’m playing it LOL), maybe it’ll turn into something?
MOJO KOJO
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And crawling on the planets face, some insects, called “The Human Race”. Lost in time and lost in space…and meaning
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName your fav final line in a film.
HANK DA MOTHAFUCKEN COWDOG (I’m sure the author is Very Weird given the current political climate but still)
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName your fav book or book series from childhood.
Did I buy this barbecue sauce for the label? Yes. Is it very good? Also yes
Due to the incredibly credible allegations, all Brand New material was actually written by me now’s, it’s mine. Fuck off, Jesse
Unfortunately kinda what hooking up with me is like
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3w ago
Big fuckin pot of chili. Easy to adjust for people’s dietary needs, lotsa room to experiment, easy to make way too much of
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3w agoName your fav dish to cook for others.
Never shoulda smoked that shit, now dude is pontificating about the Evil Bong Extended Cinematic Universe
I got too many, but nothing tops watching people make eye contact and conversation with a handsome chunk of foam they’re allowing themselves to believe is alive. It’s real magic 🥹
Michael Broussard@michaelbroussard.myatproto.social · 3w agoQTP with a hobby that brings you joy.
Moving is such a frustrating ballache but I am very excited to be closer to LA where Stuff Actually Happens
Cancel your plans, babe. I feel like fried chicken and an exorcism tonight!
Gazing into my orb for the end of this year. Headline: “Elon Musk Cancels ‘Histroically Accurate’ Odyssey: ‘It’s just 3 hours of twink pounding’”
Watcher Guru@watcher.guru · last mo.JUST IN: Elon Musk says Grok will make a "full-length movie" of The Odyssey that is "historically accurate" by the end of this year.
![A five panel comic featuring Mariella, a mouse with long wavy hair and big ears, and Rusty, a rat with shorter scruffy fur and small ears. In the first panel, Mariella looks at a lineup of movie posters with rodent-like protagonists. In the center is a poster with a mousetrap and a scary font, resembling a horror film.
Mariella: The sports movie'll put me to sleep... The romance one, I think the book was better. Oh, how about the slasher?
The next two panels feature the characters exchanging dialogue. Rusty looks smug, while Mariella looks a little disappointed.
Rusty: Slashers... Predictable, lowbrow. The McDonalds of Horror. 'Sides, Slashers aren't even scary.
Mariella: But I won't want to see it all by myself!
The last panels, Rusty concedes as Mariella runs off ahead of him.
Rusty: Well, 'spose a bad movie review wouldn't hurt my blog.
Mariella: Oh, yeah! Maybe you'll finally get a fifth follower!
Rusty [thinking, looking self-conscious]: She said it so earnestly...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vmdokqghozvjnhf4vgbq75x/bafkreigsd4yo6xtfmkdyhz3turi25iw7nadnnv7ozmjh7yz34xb74xur64)
The original Goosebumps covers just hit different
Maybe that girl with the apple bottom jeans didn't want the whole club looking at her. Did you ever think of that?
Cryptid Spit has many special properties, such as: “introduces a newfound love of kaleidoscopes and jam bands”
I was reading a bunch of Sherlock stories on my flight this morning. Clearly feeling Very Normal about it
