Heath

@leasthesfunny.bsky.social

I’ll say this about anti climaxes,

Now THAT is blockbuster film making executed to the highest levels of spectacle, Intelligence, & heart… THE PERFECT cinema film. Not ashamed to say I even man teared up when a certain species made a 6 year sacrifice to save another. PROJECT HAIL MARY gets 5 very enthusiastic stars. Adored this.

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Today our boss banned overly specific nicknames after somebody complained to HR and the office WhatsApp group suspects that it might have been Rat Fuck Brad The Good Time Ruining Fun Sponge

(An actual conversation that just took place) Me: Dezi Freeman was killed Mum: Oh no, that’s terrible, I’m so sorry love Me: You… you don’t know who Dezi Freeman is, do you mum? Mum: Haha, I just assumed he was one of your footballers.

Took a selfie post run last night, and besides the baggy unflattering shirt giving me the appearance of man boobs, I’ve realised I’ve completely scorched my scone this summer… my doctors would not be impressed by my lack of sun care

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If you’d asked me a hypothetical & I had to pick the only 2 actresses in the world I’d ever accept an Aussie actress losing an Oscar to, I’d have told you Rachel McAdams & Jessie Buckley. Cut to 2026, now Jessie is our dear Rose Byrne’s main threat. Team Rose, but so torn, oh so terribly torn… 😰

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Skinny Fit Suit One Size Too Small: ✅ Tee Under Suit: ✅ Harry High Pants splitting my testicles: ✅ Suit Pants Tucked Into Pair Of Ugg Boots: ✅ WAYNES WORLD baseball cap worn backwards: ✅ Ready to embarrass mum in front of 40 of her closest friends with this ridiculous fit at her birthday luncheon: ✅

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My Next Song Goes Out To Every Single Person In My Local Council Who Were Involved In The Decision Making Process That Saw The First Bin Collection Date After Christmas Designated A Non-Recycle Bin Collection Date…

Ho ho ho!!!! Haven’t checked in since Xmas, so want to say that I hope you all had a grand day, then ate your weights in leftovers on Boxing Day. I gained 5kgs and won three arguments with my uncle, yewwwww 🤙🏻

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