having the airport on my way home from the parents is just a premium feature. I can do grocery shopping on sunday night. IN GERMANY!!!

Spongebob At Night

ALT: Spongebob At Night

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It's a very long way but when I reach 6666 followers there will be cock 🐔

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Hinge btw translates the political direction "rather left" to "liberal" and I think that's problematic

These gays are using AI.

I had a full vegan fondue. someone please roll me to my bed 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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drag queens know about the concept of camp but I see so many using AI and by my interpretation they are fundamental opposites. And I don't get the cognitive dissonance!

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I was out having drinks with a friend and... the waitress and the gay couple behind us obviously thought that I have game. (In fact, I don't have any game)

hand modelling is actually hard

Dinner plans got cancelled so I made it a leg day. 🙂‍↕️ (also: the gym was empty🥰)

I am off work for the rest of the month! No one can stop me from going shopping now!!! (I already overspent half my wage)

I am the natural enemy of a grindr user. I am not generally horny and I actually try to make a conversation happen.

the massage thingy arrived!

one day to go until my much needed vacation. Why isn't it normal to have 60 days of vacation?

stay thirsty. drink water. 💦

Bought a back/shoulder massage-device because none of y'all ever come over to fix my back pain with a steamy massage.

thinking about doing this to obedient boys 🔐🩷

Hans and Tobias@hansandtobias.bsky.social · 2w ago

Locktober is almost at its half. Hope you are still obedient 🎀🍑

stay thirsty. drink water. 💦

grey sweatpants aren't all that great when it's a grower.

If I had a nickle for every time I got soaked by rain this year I would have three nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice already.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz in the Rain

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Honestly though, this was the peak look. I gotta get back to that

Matthias@sirmtths.bsky.social · last wk.

Start of COVID || now

Start of COVID || now

Himbology@throwajock.bsky.social · last wk.

Start of COVID || now

very german of me to eat half a pound of potatoes in one sitting.

I always hate filming cumshots, bc when the protein clots it's so hard to get it out of my body hair

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My. Gym. Has. A. DACHSHUND Omfg!!! I need him!