Otter beef. 🦦🍯
@zekeytheotter.bsky.social
Your least favorite silly otter. 🦦 Horror, video games, pokémon, sports. 💪🏼 Dallas, Texas.📍 IG: _zekeypooh
I used to be cool and now I say things like: "if I eat that I’m going to get a heartburn." 🫠
Of course size matters, nobody wants a small coffee. 😋
Now that my back feels so much better I can go back to the gym. 🥹💪🏼
I’m tired of texting to get to know each other, just come spend a week with me. 😅
Everyone wants to be held until it’s accountable. ☺️
A long make out session that leaves both of us leaking is my love language. 🫣
Missionary so we can talk about our favorite video games. 🫶🏻
You know what? I need a big, tight hug, this week was a lot, and yes, I need it. 😔
So hot you’re hurting my bootyhole or whatever Caroline Polacheck says.
Y’all need to stop being so hot and cute, I can’t be working hard and feral. 🥹
I deserve my booty ate for doing amazing with my visit at work. Just saying. 😔
Otter’s waiting for you in the bathrooms, bro. 🦦💪🏼🫶🏼
The way your bulge fills that pouch and hangs downwards. Woof. Simply beautiful. 🥰🤤🦦
Wish me luck on my visit today at work, otter is nervous and anxious. 🥺