It's Ami!

@knownasami.bsky.social

28/They/Them 🔞 you are ♡ are you?

For a doofy, soft-spoken, air-headed, smut-collecting dweeb, Xander sure can fuck like a pro when he's all fired up, though he does spout out cheesy porno dialogue sometimes. It's obvious he been studying (and jerking off to) vintage porn for decades. It's part of that old owl's charm. >=)

my sony whm’s finally kicked the bucket while i was going for a jog in the rain… I can’t really be too upset. Bought em refurbished 2-3 years ago and they were good except for the DAMN speak to mute option kept automatically turning itself on for no reason. c’est la vie as they say.

Tried to be cheeky with this one. I remember basing this off of a Snow globe that had little John on it and I saw an opportunity. Kinda carried that same vibe into this with John wanting to take advantage of the brief privacy and its like... why not~

'UNAUTHORIZED EXPEDITION' Full public release! Follow the misadventures of Cap'n and Barrel as they venture into some hot caverns in look for treasure! Who would have thought they could get up to so much trouble in their old age... 🔥❤️💙🔥

In case I missed anyone, all of your birthday wishes were very heartfelt and help me remember that the care I get is as real as I dream of. To another year, thank you guys so much <3

If you guys ever want the strongest example of the Dead Internet Theory, take 5 minutes of your time to look at Snapchat’s media tab. It is some unsettling stuff LMAO