Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
Smartass. Current Californian. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos. Man, I love my wife. I'm serious--I LOVE my wife!
No, because these motherfuckers don't have a plan for anything they're grifters and vandals and that's it.
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 3h agoat this point does the WH even have a plan to arrest their approval ratings collapse or www.economist.com/interactive/...
This motherfucker won't be satisfied until the entire country is a smoking crater decked out with fake gold.
Trump Administration Live Updates: White House Seeks to Lift Development Ban in National Forests (Gift Article)
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Holy shit they took that "Factory of Sadness" thing SERIOUSLY.
Kevin Tompkins@ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 23h agowhy does the Cleveland Browns' new stadium legit look like a prison lmao
This from the people who want to repeal the 19th Amendment, have already ditched Roe v. Wade, and basically think the only appropriate role for (white) women is to be brood mares for America. Yeah, totally believable outrage, guys.
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 20h agoThe pearls are being clutched so hard they're turning into dust.
Deaf dog dad comforts his pup that's frightened from fireworks: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
Day 131: I had a pretty great day! Walks, a fantastic breakfast, spent time with my wife, and a lot of other excellent stuff. However, one thing stands out above all.
Christ, but Mississippi fucking sucks. If you can get out, you should.
Mississippi Free Press@mississippifreepress.org · 2d agoThe hanging death of Tasia Fortune, whose body was found outside an abandoned house, has shaken her family and community in Mississippi, where two other people have been found hanging from trees in less than a year. Police have not yet indicated whether Fortune’s death is considered suspicious.
Hi, yes, it turns out that this simple fact of life needs to be explained again: If you are yelling "Free Palestine" at a person because they are wearing a Yarmulke, or a Star of David necklace, you are very much an antisemite. This is not a close question or a grey area. You just are.
This is madness. No, there is no way in which Hakeem Jeffries (yes, she's actually talking about Hakeem Jeffries) has the same goals or supports the same policies as the Republicans.
There is no such thing as an accident with a firearm; there is only negligence.
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5d agoquote with your favorite engagement bait prompt
Okay, this is cool as hell. But I saw someone post this and say "They had better health care than we do" and ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND HOW COULD YOU TYPE THAT AND NOT BURST INTO FLAMES?
This, by the way, is normal people don’t believe you when you try to describe Republican policies in plain language. It just doesn’t seem like legitimate behavior under the social terms people encounter in media, which is why media euphemism, soft pedaling, and legitimation do so much damage.
Stop the interview right there, tell him that he's a lying piece of shit and to get the fuck off of your set. Then look at your phone for the rest of the hour. That, or stop putting these shitbag liars on the television.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoWELKER: Would you take the president's opinion into consideration when he says 'I think this case should be revived?" TODD BLANCHE: Hold on. Will I take the president's view on something into consideration? Yes. Of course. And I hope every AG in history would not answer that question differently.
Day 130: Had a lovely lunch, walked around, did an escape room (yeah we crushed it), walked around some more, had a great steak dinner, watched the Red Sox beat the shit-ass Pirates, and now it's time to watch a show. Pretty fantastic!
When Holy Mother Church needed a Doing Shit Pope, they picked an American.
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 3d ago
Here are things that happened at the DNC today: 1) Resolution calling to abolish ICE unanimously adopted 2) Brand-new early state calendar that reflects the full diversity of the Democratic base 3) Rejection of insider efforts to ban RCV from being used in presidential primaries Great results here
I just saw a fortysomething white dude in an Adrian Peterson jersey, so whatever's going on in your life, you're head and shoulders above THAT piece of shit.
Yeah, I look at this fuckin' guy and the first thing that springs to mind is "master race."
Gregory Kohn@kohngregory.bsky.social · 4d agoIn the wake of Arday's death, Nathan Cofnas (who led the X mob against him) states his motivation. Beyond whistleblowing, he states that after a 'revolution' removes professors like Arday, it will open opportunities for him to become 'head of the department of eugenics and race science at Harvard'.
Fun fact--the Guinness Book of World Records was started by the Guinness brewery literally to settle bar bets.
Deep Hurting 🐈🐈⬛𓃠 Cats of Antifa@deep-hurting.bsky.social · 4d agoThe only way you could win a bar bet back in the 80's
Day 129: Spent a lot of time with my little stinky pal, walked around, did some chores, and had a great lunch. Now look at this kick-ass garlic bread and this amazing little dog (not mine edition).
My kingdom for a reporter who asks Trump "Sir, in the catering truck, when you shit yourself, was that your normal incontinence or was that because you were a terrified little bitch?"
HANG THIS AROUND HIS FAT FUCKING NECK FOR THE REST OF HIS MISERABLE, SHIT-STAINED LIFE
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoQ: The family members of US service members are concerned about the conditions on the USS Lincoln TRUMP: No they're not Q: Has the deployment gone on too long? TRUMP: No no no. Not nearly long enough.
Well, you see, women routinely died in childbirth, fully HALF of all children died before their fifth birthdays, famines and plagues were common, and, you know, even kings would regularly shit themselves to death. Hope that helps, you ahistorical dickhead.
...I really just saw someone saying that the post-WWII occupations of Germany and Japan were "colonialism." WORDS MEAN THINGS, PEOPLE.
I have despised Donald Trump since I became aware of him when I was a child in the 1980s (YES I'M OLD, DAMMIT). Also as soon as I became aware of Elon Musk I despised him with every fiber of my being. The tech press worship of him back in the day always puzzled me. Just a total fraud.
Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 5d agoWhat is the most vindicated you have be ever been for a hot take
Well, everybody in the shot is white, so this checks out.
Travis Klempan@travisklempan.bsky.social · 5d agoTrump announces new propulsion system for future navy ships
